Mariah: Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!

It was reported that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon neglected to sign a prenuptial agreement before they jumped the broom all secretly, but a source close to Mariah says that’s untrue.

Via Foxnews:

Mariah Carey — yes, she’s married, it’s confirmed, it really happened down there in the Bahamas. She is now Mrs. Nick Cannon. You always thought you’d marry Mariah? Well, you’re too late now!

More importantly: Miss Mariah and Mr. Cannon have a very nice prenuptial agreement.

Mariah apparently told a mutual pal of ours: “Anyone who thinks we didn’t have a prenup is smoking something!“

Mediaoutrage- Yes in this time of rampant divorce it’s important to protect your assets or you could go out like this! wait a minute and this! So yep it’s important to get this sh*t straight before hand because no sense in getting married to a chick and it not work so you get your heart broke and then your bank account, 401K, Roth IRA, strip club money raped and then end up on trial for cappin a beeeyoooootch for raping your stacks. So draw them papers up yall. You divorce her ass today and she wind up on the Forbes 400 list tomorrow.

Melyssa Ford’s puttin them thangs all in ya face we said all in ya face

Melyssa Ford shot an interesting spread in Maxim. Melyssa who long ago moved on from the video ho scene is still poppin them thangs out for magazines, and all you oppressed locked up fellas, this is definitely something to keep ya head up. To see more sexy shots from this classy shoot check here.

50′s chain snatcher arrested

The man who was bold enough to walk up on stage in Angola, Africa while 50 was performing and then yank 50′s chain off of his neck was arrested by police after his own parents turned him in.

Via MTV:

The parents of the chain snatcher turned their son in to the police on Sunday to face charges in the incident. According to the Angola Press, Bruno Carvalho, whose age was not given, was handed over to police after the widespread footage of the chain grab leaked out over the weekend.

Carvalho, who is accused of grabbing the chain during a concert at the Cidadela Pavilion in Luanda, is expected to face criminal charges. In a statement to the Angolan News Agency, Carlos Mota, head of the National Police Analysis, Information and Studies Office, thanked the thief’s parents for handing him over to the authorities. The incident occurred during a show that was part of the first day of the International Peace Festival.

Mediaoutrage- Now that’s gangsta when your own parents say f**k you and alert the cops. His parents must be some real G-Unit fans.

Kobe and his family

Kobe Bryant and his MVP swag was photod after Sunday’s game vs Utah Jazz for the Western Conference Semi-Finals in which the Lakers won game 1. Game 2 is tonight we believe. As we told you Kobe has been selected as this years MVP. Congrats to Kobe it’s about time. He has a lovely looking family. His daughters are adorable. To see more pics of beautiful black celebrity families click here.

Man says he infected thousands of women with AIDS

This is wild if it’s true. We hope this is a joke but if not there are no words….. Thanks to the homie Pam for sending us the video! Crazy. He says he has had unprotected sex with over 15,000 black, latino, and white women. Tent revival needed ASAP!

Mary keeps it real

In a recent interview Mary J. spoke about being hurt and staying in a good place.

Via Bossip:

When asked if she’s happy, Mary replied:

“‘Well, I am, because it’s such a new place for me, but you have no idea how hard I have to work to continue being here. When you come from so many damaged places you don’t ever want to spiral back there, so you gotta continue to check yourself. You have to make sure that one drink is not turning into 20 drinks, or that you’re not even thinking about going back to drugs, or that you continue not to react and get angry. But it’s how you respond that determines how it’s going to be.’

‘When I said I’m not drinking any more, I’m not hanging out any more – it was almost like people ran away from me.’ She keeps her voice neutral but looks away when she says this, her eyes downcast. ‘They just vanished, and it hurt me really, really bad because there was a point where I believed those people loved and liked me, I really did. And that’s devastation – but for me it’s a little easier, I know how to turn off from the world and go into a hole and stay there by myself; I know how to do that and it hurts, but I’ll do it just to survive.’

“This music business can suck all the love out of you,’ she says earnestly, ‘all the compassion for people – you can start to think you’re better than them. But I want to continue to let people know that I’m no better and no worse, I’m just like you.’”

Mediaoutrage- She’s very grounded which is a good thing, because at the end of the day celebrities and those with an abundance of cake are just human.

Chris Brown covers Ebony

Chris Brown decided to go shirtless for his cover shot on Ebony. We know the young chicks are going to make this issue disappear from the news stands real quick.

New Jennifer Hudson song

A new song from the talented Jennifer Hudson has leaked and it is entitled “All Dressed Up In Love” and it is featured on the Sex and the City soundtrack. Let us know what you think. Are you feeling it or not? Listen Here.

Celebs attend Fashion and Fantasy costume gala in NY

Plenty of A-Listers came out last night for the “Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Beyonce, Mary J, Thandie Newton, Joy Bryant who was rocking the bomb dress, Kimora Lee and Djimon, Paula Patton and hubbie Robin Thicke, Venus Williams, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri and a few more. Just check out the gowns and let us know who’s gown you’re feeling the most.

To see more pics of this extravagant affair