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Christine Beatty pleaded guilty today to two felonies and will spend 120 days in jail for her part in the text message scandal that removed Kwame Kilpatrick as Mayor of Detroit.

Via Freep:

Christine Beatty, once Detroit’s most powerful woman as a top aide to Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, today pleaded guilty to two felonies and will serve 120 days in jail for her role in the text-message scandal that also brought down her former boss.

Beatty, who admitted guilt to two counts of obstructing justice for lying in a police whistle-blower case, also will be on probation for five years. During that time, she will have to reimburse the City of Detroit for $100,000 if she is able.

Crazy as hell

New York millionaire Varsha Mahender Sabhnani who straight up looks crazy as hell, was sentenced yesterday to 11 years in prison for inflicting years of abuse and virtual slavery on two of her Indonesian housekeepers in her Long Island mansion.

Via AP:

Varsha Sabhnani, 46, was convicted with her husband in December on a 12-count federal indictment that included forced labor, conspiracy, involuntary servitude and harboring aliens.

The victims testified that they were beaten with brooms and umbrellas, slashed with knives, and forced to climb stairs and take freezing showers as punishment. One victim was forced to eat dozens of chili peppers against her will, and then was forced to eat her own vomit when she couldn’t keep the peppers down, prosecutors said.

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This woman was tripping…..

Via AP:

DANVILLE, Calif. – A Danville woman faces arson charges after she allegedly set fires at two gas stations and a coffee house, saying she was protesting high gas prices.

The woman, 64, remained Thursday in a Contra Costa jail on $810,000 bail on suspicion of premeditated arson and burglary.

Police say the woman used a fireplace log and a lighter to set fires in the restrooms of an Arco station, a Chevron station and a Starbucks on Wednesday. No structural damage was reported at the locations.

Police later found the woman at a nearby fast food restaurant with eight fireplace logs with her. She told officers that she was behind the fires and said she woke up that morning wanting to do something about high gas prices.

Police say they don’t know why she targeted the Starbucks.

Charges have not yet been filed, and it’s not clear if the woman has a lawyer in the case.

Mediaoutrage- She was definitely trying to make a statement, but, in the worst possible way, or she just plain forgot to take her medication.

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Remy ma has been found guilty by a jury on 4 counts.

Via TMZ:

The verdict just came down in the Remy Ma trial, and the rapper has been convicted on four major charges — two counts of first-degree assault, attempted coercion, and criminal possession of a weapon.

The charges stem from a 2007 incident in which Remy shot a friend of hers after a fight over $3,000 in cash stolen from Remy’s purse. The defense tried to make the shooting an accident — but it looks like they didn’t quite convince the jury.

Remy was not found guilty of gang assault and witness tampering, among the nine total charges she faced. We’re told the victim’s friends and family taunted Remy when the verdicts were read — full pandemonium in the courtroom.

Remy could face up from five to 25 years in prison at sentencing.

Mediaoutrage- She’s probably being tailor fitted right now for some nice bright orange threads.

Woman married to 10 men at same time

A 26-year-old Miami woman was married to 10 men at the same time, prosecutors allege, in a marriage-for-pay scheme to enable the men to remain in the United States.

Eunice Lopez was charged with nine counts of bigamy Wednesday.The charges say she married the men between 2002 and 2006 without divorcing any of them. In one case, she married two men in the same month.

She was held at the Women’s Detention Center on $75,000 bond, but posted bond Friday morning, according to the state attorney’s office.

The investigation is continuing.

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Woman Stole $2.89Million For Shopping Addiction!!!

Can we say going to prison for a long time???

A Greenville County woman is going to prison after pleading guilty to stealing millions from her employer to finance her shopping addiction.

Brenda Rivard pleaded guilty to eight counts of breach of trust and two counts of credit card fraud.

The crimes took place between January 1998 and December 2005 when Rivard was CFO of Lube USA.Rivard stole the money by transferring more funds than necessary into the payroll account. She would then spend the excess money by writing herself checks from the payroll account.