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Michael Jackson: I’m Not Dying

Posted by Media Outrage on December 23, 2008

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has come out firing via his rep saying that the reports of him dying from a rare lung disease are completely fabricated. Thank goodness, because we don’t know what we would do if we couldn’t report on all of Michael’s erratic behavior. Sheeeit we might of just shut down MediaOutrage altogether.

Via Yahoo:

Michael Jackson is not only not suffering from a life-threatening lung ailment, he’s so healthy he’s planning a world tour!

In response to recent comments made by celebrity conspiracy-theorist Ian Halperin, the pop icon’s rep issued a statement Monday saying that “wild allegations concerning Mr. Jackson’s health are a total fabrication.”

“Concerning this author’s allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized ‘biography,'” Jackson spokesman Dr. Tohme Tohme said of Halperin’s in-the-works bio, which claims that the Thriller artist is suffering from a genetic condition called alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency that could require a lung transplant to save him.

“Mr. Jackson is in fine health, and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company and television network  for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances,” Tohme continued.

Mediaoutrage– That explains how he was able to splurge $100,000 a month on his alleged new crib. We figured that nonsense was a little suspect anyway because even if Mike was really on his death bed and needed the cure to some type of rare lung disease, Sheik Long Name would most assuredly rip his own lung out and provide Mike with, being Jacko owes him more than $7 million that he plans on recouping. If Mike kicks the bucket (was to die) you best believe that the Sheik is slitting his own wrist and throat to follow Mike into the after life to collect his ish.

8 Responses to “Michael Jackson: I’m Not Dying”

  1. Miss E said

    LMAO @ MO

    I think Michael’s publist planted these rumors out in the media…it’s all apart of some big plan to get some positive attention on Michael.

    He is planning a world tour I wonder if he inviting Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito, and Randy for reunion tour of The Jacksons!

    Please let me know the minute he hits DC I think I’ll get my parents some tickets!

  2. leegill said

    With all the things negative happening to the world does anybody really care what this idiot is doing ?

  3. CrystalShine said

    Im glad its not true, and he’s in good health.

  4. cupcakestl said

    Man i lost about five minutes of sleep last night thinking he wasnt going to make it out of this month.

    So glad it’s not true cuz i love mike.

  5. Yea I Said It said

    First I wondered why would you pay 100,000.00 a month for a place when you could use the money for medical bills? Second I though about what I would wear to the funeral, seeing that would be a prime place for golddiggers to hang out, what with all the people coming to pay their respect, might as well be seen lookin stank but fine! Third: Michael can’t die until he pays his bills, his estate will have to pay it if he croaks.leaving nothing for his (so called children). Last but most important the tell all book was going to generate more money that he has in his lifetime…… I am sooooooo waitin on that book, imagine my saddness to learn he is still here…..later

  6. I believe Micheal Jackson is really Elizabeth Taylor. I believe they are the same person…Like Shock G and Humpty Hump from the Digital Underground Days….

    Micheal Jackson/Elizabeth Taylor’s husbands are paying for that crib…those arent his kids they are the same kids that Disney hires for those corny ass shows that come on Nick and Teen Disney…PLEASE, he hasnt had pussy since pussy had him in Gary, Indiana!

  7. Miss E said

    LMAO @ DT!

    If Mike is really Elizabeth…then someone needs to tell him/her to stop selling that stinky old perfume White Diamonds..if I see another gift set or that commercial with Liz/Mike one more time I am writing a letter to my congressman protesting this commerccial!

    I only know two people who actually buy that ish and wear it and they are both over the age of 50!

  8. Brenda said

    I knew mike wasn’t dying. lol @ MO and sheik long name.

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