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How To Suck Yo Man’s Penis The Right Way And Make Him See Ghandi!!!

Posted by Media Outrage on July 15, 2009

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Many relationships suffer because one mate is not being pleased in the bedroom.  It takes more than good sex to keep a man’s attention from straying.  Yes, there is that age old cliche, that says “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”  Well we’re here to tell you that not only is that not true but it’s complete bullshyte!  The way to a man’s heart, money, cars and that coveted ENGAGEMENT RING, is through his damn Love Tool.  Ladies, simple and plain, you must suck his Dick like you have leukemia and his sperm is the cure for Cancer!

Many women avoid giving fellatio because they think they will be labeled instant HOES.  And you will if you’re like 20 and blowing the entire Philadelphia Eagles squad in your living room, but not if you’re in a commited relationship with a man you love. 

Okay Ladies let’s get down to the steps to giving your man a successful Blow Job so when he leaves your house all he’s thinking about is RETURNING and not running into the arms of some other skeeza heffa who’s willing to do it the right way!

1. Women should know that every man looks forward to getting his dome rattled and sucked like a Orek Vaccum.  Any man that says “it’s not really a big deal darlin’, I love you regardless” is lying his black, white, spanish, Asian, Red Ass off!  So ladies knowing is half the battle right?  Exactly.

2. It should be done erotically.  It is every man’s good pleasure, while watching a movie on the couch with you, to also watch you unbuckle his belt, unzip his jeans, and slide on your knees and politely begin kissing his pelvic region.

3. Once you have the love tool in close proximity to your mouth, begin to gently kiss the head region while laying a little bit of tongue on it also.

4. Then place the P*nis in your warm mouth and proceed to go up and down in a slow motion.  Providing his d*ck with up and down stimulation will cause an instant undeniable erection.

5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.

6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy.  Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!

7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.

8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing.  It’s a TEAM game!  They want some playing time also!

9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls.  This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.

10.  Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT!  Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic.  Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat.  That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE!  Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got!  While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.

11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH!  That is so trifling lol.  Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.

We will be back with a man’s guide on how to eat p*ssy at a later time…..

For now just soak that in folks….

369 Responses to “How To Suck Yo Man’s Penis The Right Way And Make Him See Ghandi!!!”

  1. Smurfette said

    Wow. I mean im over here turned on, without a man in sight! Damn!

  2. Dickwell Thrust Jr said

    Best Article Ever…I’m Printing this one out and sending it to every female I know, starting first with my main squeeze, then my jump-offs.

    More Articles like this could stop Global Warming and this fixed ass Recession.

  3. Smurfette said

    @Dickwell Thrust Jr, are u DT, or someone else?

  4. MO, we must be telekinetic because I was just writing this shit on twitter….

    You touched on a few points, But a woman (Black Women) sometimes have timid reactions to the whole SWALLOWING thing.

    We as black men must reassure our women that drinking a “DNA PROTEIN SHAKE” is not only healthy, but its apart of this complete breakfast full of Vitamins and Minerals for a sista day!

    I mean, you look at some woman’s skin completion, Do you honestly believe that is from just using Carol’s Daughter? HELL NO! That’s the “Straight Pipe rocket fuel” glowing radiantly on her skin!!!

    Finally Ladies, allowing your mate to blast off in your mouth like NASA’s Apollo is nothing to be ashamed of. You must think to yourself….

    “If it’s healthy like Dickwell said, Why not try it!”

    Believe me my woman was scared at first, but then after I shot her mouth up like a laser beam from Ghostbusters, she was all for it!

    Try it next time for the ladies who dont swallow…

    • Tracy lynn said

      Some folks my think your joking but I think you maybe right..I mean come on I see your face, is glowing so how often do you drink your boyfriend’s DNA health shake? Well, I’m not into the health food trend, I’m a junk food junky…so I’ll stick to grape soda and you just keep up that healthy glow…CHEERS!!!

    • WHAT IF HE CUMS IN MY MOUTH WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TOW DO THEN LOL!!!!!!

    • I am sussan married at the age of 18 years. I really don’t have much knowledge of sex at the time. I was too much shame on my first night because my culture is south Indian culture. During first night my hubby removed all my cloth in the bed he shoved me lot of blue films in which kerala girls sucking husbuds penise and enjoying the cock in there mouth . after watch this scenes I am become too feel too sexy and my body become too hot I want my hubby cock in my mouth then I slowly catch his penise and placed my mouth and sucked like the girls done in the blue film……after 25 minutes of licking and sucking my husband’s just told me moloo lam coming now may I take out from your mouth I shouted no please I want taste your semen and shooted his salty semen all over my face and mouth….thus my first night was a wonderful experience……

    • melilei jackline said

      Hahahaha,it’s irritating to suck it,have no man,whom will I suck now

  5. Tia said

    lmao! wow..

  6. Ms.Behave said

    All I have to say is:

    Cho:

    Some man say dem a rider but dem a slip saddle
    An claim say dem a dally but dem a wiggle waggle
    So dem want yuh bend gal dont help dem out
    Gal dont gaggle
    An if yuh buck dem a road an dem a buss maggle
    Just chat dem wid yuh fren gal an giggle
    Cause a yuh have the upper hand right yah now
    Gal yuh never gaggle

    1. Yuh never gaggle suh him caan tell himfren nutten
    A him flop himself and dat a big suppen
    Tek on big heavy wuck an nuh know nutten
    Check say yuh soft, yuh nearly wine off him suppen
    Bwoy see di meat an start dream bout mutton
    Mouth get watery an a move like glutton
    Slerp pass yuh neck a stray pass yuh belly button
    Bwoy what a suppen, yes what a suppen

    Cho

    2. Now him tail between him leg like shame dog
    Him feel like one a di dead dem dung a morgue
    A whey him pick up dat dey habbit dey, a must abroad
    But wi nuh support dem things dey dung a yard
    Sey him know di bashment but him a big fraud
    Cause him have up the flex of a retard
    Long time him under table a eat hard
    Now mi have him like a puppet pon a piece a cord

    Cho

    3. Now all a di gal dem whey never guh dung
    no man never yuh throat wid cum
    Bwoy waan get it freaky till him haffi run
    Dem nuh have di skill fi handle wi
    Caan even stan up when dem si dung
    Wi nuh like how dem bwoy dey have fun
    Bwoy a voice off a whole a album
    Dem tune caan play pon wi station.

    Now u guyz can RIP ME A NEW ONE. LMAO!!!

  7. Yvonne said

    Whoooooooooa!!!!

  8. MissTX85 said

    Well I’ll be damned!! MO where this come from?! LOL!!

    Anywho though, I been had all that shit down! Just need a man who’ll act right. Cause even when we do all that, them mothafuckas still act up! But it’s all good!

    And yeah ya’ll better post that ‘Pussy Eating Guide’ up!

    Like I said before, giving head is strenuous jaw exercise. Dudes need to be properly schooled on how to get the pussy eating right! Have me giving my all and his ass can’t get the licky, licky right! Ain’t that a bitch?!

  9. Ms.Behave said

    69 F#ck that, Give me a 68 and i’ll owe u one 😆

    and if ur a good boy i’ll let u 72 :rofl:

    Want ur dicks licked, but u don’t know how to trEAT a P#ssy? Not because it ‘s called “Pussy Eating” mean u got to chew. WTF?!?!

    A man might stay if he gets head
    but WILL stray if ur bad in bed

    trEAT me right fellas, Peace♥.

    • chris said

      i would love. to give you a 69 and i know how to eat pussy. whatsapp me if you every want to have your pussy eaten the right way 0746023881

    • Amr said

      Impressive.. In order to have a successful life, you’ve to have a check list first for your guy, but he’ll never get full marks for every points. But, this matter is essential for real girls, so it has to give it a high score!!!

    • Tanveer said

      Pease as alwayssssssssssssss. MB (Miss Behave)

  10. Jolie said

    I took notes for when I’m in a committed about to marry relationship. Again, why swallow???? It’s like blowing my nose and swallowing that mess. I don’t think I even want him to ejaculate in my mouth. I’ve read article that say to let him ejaculate in your mouth and secretly spit it out. I don’t think I can do that, what does it taste like??? What if I throw up on him that would be a bigger turn off.

    • GET MONEY DIVA said

      SWALLOWING AINT AS BAD AS U MAKIN IT SEEM JUST HAVE UR MAN EAT SOME FRUIT AND THEN HIS CUM A HAVE A SWEET TASTE TO IT AND IT A THIN OUT A LITTLE WHICH MAKES IT EASIER TO SWALLOW.

  11. @ Jolie

    Your not going to throw up! Alot of women feel that way and I promise you will not throw up. Men should be talking to their women like I talk to mine about doing it.

  12. WomenR2BRespected said

    MO I just popped in to say that your staff HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS to even write such an article. How is this news? There must be a bunch of PIGS up in your offices.

    I really would not be surprised if DT is a GHOST WRITER for this site because this is something his TASTELESS narrow-MINDED ass would compose.

    I’m out!

    • JonaOFArc said

      AMmm HOE you have an option on wether oR not u want to read the article!!! Stupid F@cK, If u clicked on the Article and read the whole thing obviously u Have No Class either.. Get a life and Take notes cause obviously u dont know how to suck a dick, cause UR most definately SINGLE and FAT and UGLY!!!

  13. WomenR2BRespected…..

    Gotta love this ho. You really do. You have to love someone that can swing on my nuts like a Little Tyke playset and comment on this so-called “narrow-minded” Story.

    Sweetheart, Im no Ghostwriter. If I wrote it it would have been more XXX rated than you can imagine. But thanks anyway for the compliment “Ho-tart” and ill keep you in my prayers!

  14. beach chick said

    I picked the wrong damn day to visit M.O. LOL LOL! WTF? is this…LMAO! I know good and well DT had something to do with this! LOL

  15. Lai'Lani said

    LMAO! @ dt

    MO you guys be coming with the RAW stuff LOL. Love it though. Great guide but I don’t need it. I handle my own as I feel most women probably do. And plus every man is different, so not every man is going to enjoy the same kind of fellatio you know what I mean?

    Swallowing is only right if you’re with someone you love. It’s not going to kill you nor does it taste all that bad. Oh and how much and well a woman DEEPTHROATS depends on how long and thick her man’s dick is. sorry. but great post, I like how yall switch it up and the article made me laugh.

  16. Yasmine T. said

    Lmbao!!!!! @ MO…..Hilarious!

    LMAO @

    5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.

    6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy. Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!

    7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.

    8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing. It’s a TEAM game! They want some playing time also!

    9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls. This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.

    10. Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT! Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic. Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat. That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE! Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got! While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.

    11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH! That is so trifling lol. Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.

  17. Vanessa said

    That swallowing bullsh*t is for the birds…

    • LIKEBUTTABABY said

      I HEARD THAT NO SWALLOWING OVER HERE… MOST IMPORTANT PART IS GETTING THEM THERE. AN EXPLOSION IS AN EXPLOSION WHETHER YOUR SWALLOWING OR NOT!

  18. ALLISWELL5 said

    LOL @ the comments above!

    Great article MO!!…I’m definetly going to place a copy of this on my girl’s pillow
    tonight….Laminated and everything!!!…lol

    One

  19. Media Outrage said

    LOL @ ALLISWELL5

  20. Jolie said

    @DT
    I can’t promise I won’t throw up, but to be on the safe side I will buy some aloe and practice swallowing the get to see if I can get it down. You think that will help???

  21. Yeah I Said It said

    I aint swallowing shit…. He better be glad i am on point with curling his toes and exciting his d*ck with the toys in my mouth. As for the eating Pu**y do’s and don’ts coming soon. MO make it as soon as tomorrow,otherwise I will think all the women on your staff are gone for the week.

    DT I believe you had something to do with this post,with your gutter mind

  22. ucanb2 said

    TMI for me

  23. Jolie…

    Just practice by drinking some thick regular milk. Thats what It looks like anyway.

  24. lowridaz said

    what the hell is that telling me that i dont know, please, me and my love been together for 22 years, and still going at it strong in every way possible, why the hell would i need to read on anything, its natural for me, 22 years are not for nothing, thaz why mamma rocking the fat rock!

  25. lowridaz said

    trust me he swallowing the fruit juice just as well as me, thas a two way street. we got this , nothing that post up there can tell me about my husband or myself!

  26. Ms.Behave said

    @ Lowridaz … 22 years? … unless you guys are high school, shoot pre school sweet♥s…that pic doesn’t add up. :0
    U scanned it from ur year book didn’t u? lol

  27. lowridaz said

    no sweeti I did not scan anything, i look young for my age, guess its a blessing that run in the family, my grandmom is 92 and still get around, cook 3 meals a day, do her own shopping, its all in the genes, and yes 22 years!

  28. lowridaz said

    by the way, im not ashamed of my age at all i am 39 and knocking 40 in the head. and loving it, and yes i look young for my age, people dont think im the age i am. its a blessing!

  29. Smurfette said

    @Jolie, the best thing to do is suck his d%$! Really good, tell him to tell u when he bout to cum. Then, right when he comes, keep a lil spit in yo mouth, stop sucking and keep your lips and mouth on the head. Be very still letting it shoot in your mouth, not down your throat. After he is done, hold your breath, and take a big gulp. Then remove your mouth from the d%$!. You won’t even taste it.
    Maybe a lil aftertaste will linger but chase that wit soda, or other drink

    Now this is how I’ve, ahem, heard u do it! Lol

  30. Ms.Behave said

    @lowridaz … **passes pressure pill* chill, 🙂
    I always thought u were ‘youngin’ like me, my zoom feature doesn’t offer a high res pic of u so i just use my eyes. lol

    Either way u look good, no shame in ‘knocking 40’, i like old people.lol

    Congrats!! on 22 years of marriage, a long life and lasting marriage is definately a ‘blessing’.

  31. Media Outrage said

    Ms. Behave you are off the chain lol.

    Smurfette You need to get in a prayer line right now LOL.

  32. Marathon_Man said

    MO first of all congrats on writing another masterpiece. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for this timeless tome.

    Smurfette you bout to make a nigga take a leave of absence from work and hit 95 north going like 150 mph.

    My latest conquest (White Jawn at work) is a PRO! Man I’ve shot so much sperm down her throat that I still wanted her to take a pregnancy test.

  33. Smurfette said

    @MO, I was just passin along info I have heard from my girlfriends! I don’t do stuff like this! Lol

  34. Smurfette said

    @MM, don’t play! U know once u cross the GW u only 50 minutes away! That’s if u drive like I do!! Lol

  35. Marathon_Man said

    Oh word? So wait you live in Conneticut or NY?

  36. Marathon_Man said

    *Punching state coordinates into GPS system and buying the 150 pack of Magnums from Sams while typing*

  37. Smurfette said

    Im in Connecticut all day! And you a hell of a multitasker if u punchin in the coordinates and swipin yo card for them Magnums! Lol

    *Glad he aint say regular Trojans!! Whew!

  38. Jolie said

    @DT Great advice, I would have never thought of regular thick milk.
    @Smurfette
    Thanks for the advice,
    I’m a good girl myself, I won’t do stuff like that either just curious on how it’s done.

  39. Ms.Behave said

    @ MO… Yeah smurfette is so whats the word u used (((scrolls up)), yeah ‘trifling’ to not swallow. 🙂

    I wish a mofo’ would try and put his peen in my mouth, i would ‘cut it off’ faster than Lorena Bobbitt and throw that shit out the window.

    P#ssy: “Ms. Behave, do u eat?”

    Ms.Behave: ” Yes mofo’,but not meat or ur stink dick, cause i’m vegetarian”. ((b#tch slap))

    P#ssy (rubbing jaw): do u swallow?

    Ms.Behave: “sure, i do”. (grabs dick,smell [it has to pass smell test], puts in mouth, caress with lips, smother with saliva, F#ck even DEEP-THROAT that shit, bite on tip [mofo screams] *don’t give a fuck* ,MMM tasty, start chewing, MM dick is very delicious, SWALLOW, chew until mofo has ‘nothing’ like a white guy. I guess i can say with a resounding YES!! that i do EAT under the sheet.

    I do like to run a MARATHAN on a DICKWELL THRUST, but if a mofo puts his dick anywhere near my mouth, it will despair faster than 10 burgers infront of Aretha Franklin or Naomi Campbell’s Hairline.

  40. Smurfette said

    @Jolie, yea I no u a good girl! *wink

    I was just tellin u what I HEARD!

    @Missbehave, on some Jeffrey Dahmer ish!! Lol

  41. Ms Behave….

    ..You wont need to smell it..

    …Cause when I Jackhammer you like a NY Construction worker you’re sense of smell will be completely destroyed along with your Spinal Cavity!

  42. vjbstelo said

    This woman is TRASH no other words for it evidently she wasnt doing something right didnt Bill M leave her ass.Any skilled black lady shouldve hooked him like deep sea fishing dont listen to her bullshit just trying to sale books.

  43. Media Outrage said

    Lol @ dt

  44. Smurfette said

    Vjbstelo, huh?

  45. Ms.Behave said

    @ DT, thats why i smell before. lol…unless, u start f#cking in sleep, then i won’t have a choice or chance ROFL!!

    Hey–while F#cking, “you can do whatever u like”. In case u don’t remember I’m a SADIST, so pain is PLEASURE to me.

  46. Ms.Behave said

    @Smurfette … REPOST —> Vjbstelo, huh? LMAO!!!

    Either he has shit he wants to vent about, this MOFO is CRAZY. LOL …Or maybe he just put it in wrong post.

    @ MO please delete post and save ‘Vjbstelo’ the embarrasement. ROFFLMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  47. Smurfette said

    Evidently Vjbstelo talkin bout Karrine Steffens, but im still confused!

    Can I get a hint, a clue, a lifeline? As to what post u was meanin to put yo comment in?

  48. Marathon_Man said

    Lmao!! Yea Smurfe she came in on the post probably thinking she was on another site! LMBAO!

    But Smurf back to our business….

    Magnums and only magnums for me.

  49. Marathon_Man said

    Oh and Smurfette you lookin’ like you’re holdin’ them DD’s lol. That’s what Im talking bout!

    I’d tear your pretty ass up like an eviction notice.

  50. Ms.Behave said

    ANYONE can wear a MAGNUM, but ONLY a FEW FIT IT…True word!

  51. Smurfette said

    @MM, must BE wrong website! Lol

    But yea, back to the Magnums, I love em! If a dude cant fill up a magnum, he can’t fill up my………………… well u get it! Lol

  52. Smurfette said

    Eviction notice, huh? Lmao!

  53. Marathon_Man said

    Yea I’d beat that thang up like an adolescent gang initiation.

    Oh i fill out the mags now. Been filling them out for years. Nothing but gold wrappers for me.

  54. Marathon_Man said

    She came up in here brolic lol telling the superhead story without reading the article. It’s cool Im sure we have all done that.

  55. I stop wearing mags because im in a relationship and they break to easy.

    I like the Hefty cinch sacks or the whole role of Glad plastic wraps when I was out there….WORKS SPLENDIDLY!

  56. Smurfette said

    Damn, just damn! Okay I gotta go handle some business! Be back later! Lol

  57. Marathon_Man said

    Dont handle none of that other business till a nigga get up to CN lol

  58. Marathon_Man said

    Oops meant CT lol

  59. Ms.Behave said

    @ DT… “I stop wearing mags because im in a relationship and they break to easy”… AWW!! isn’t that cute, cute enough to F3CK. lol

  60. Smurfette said

    Oh, not THAT type of business! Im goin to wait for you to get here fore I do all that!! Lol

  61. MissTX85 said

    Damn ya’ll is nasty! LOL!! j/k

    But I can see this gon’ turn out like that other post!

    MO, I think ya’ll some undercover freaks looking for more ideas to had to you already freaky arsenal! LMAO!!

    So um Smurf, that’s how you HEARD it was done?! Hmm…okay! **giving yo ass the side eye** LOL!

  62. Smurfette said

    @MissTX See, u givin me the side eye cuz u thought I left! I aint leave yet, nucca! Lol I see yo ass!

    Okay, im gone for real! Check yall later!

    *still thinkin bout MM and that eviction notice

  63. MissTX85 said

    Magnums?! Hefty sacks?! Whole rolls of Glad plastic wrap?!

    Damn! Ya’ll ain’t playing!

  64. Ms.Behave said

    DT, u not wearing none also explain why u are ‘expecting ur second boy” lol.

  65. All tips I already know. But nearly choking from his dick, it’s not as fun or easy as you think guys.

    But to the women PLEASE SWALLOW. It really isn’t as bad as you think. I wouldn’t want to finish it any other way.

    **calling my man over now**

  66. Lio said

    THAT ‘S RIGHT ..SWALLOW THAT SHIT…!! AND FELLAS YOU HAVE TO LICK THAT PUSSY TOO…

  67. Smurfette said

    Damn Lio! Where u stay!?

    *packin my bags

  68. MoneAlicia said

    DT, u wrote this didn’t u????

    I’m glad to hear that I’m doing what I’m supposed to, but then again, he already told me….

    I’m hoping the man’s guide to oral sex for women will be written by a WOMAN. If not, I’d like to volunteer. 🙂

    • DLong9 said

      @ MoneAlicia, your man is blessed to have you. I’m very interested in reading the “man’s guide to oral sex for women, written by a WOMAN.” I’m guessing it will be a page turner and probably very HARD to put down!

  69. Media Outrage said

    Lol @ MoneAlicia

    DT had nothing to do with this article. It was a staff thing. Our gift to you lol.

  70. Marathon_Man said

    Nah MO please let MoneAlicia write it with her FLY ASS! LOL

    Im interested to see if she’ll be able to expound on anything that I already DONT DO OR KNOW.

  71. Marathon_Man said

    Oh and Smurfette i really do be tearin’ shit up LOL.

    Marathon_Mania ain’t just a Username! lol

    That’s like my government out in these streets with these chicks.

    Im talking 2 straight hours of hard dick fucking with no sign of me bustin a nut in sight! lol They be beggin for me to just bust but nah I likes to beat it up like a first round Tyson fight

  72. Tia said

    LMAO @ ALL THE COMMENTS!! ^^

    Yea MO you need to do a guide on licking the…ahem* (excuse my french) PUSSY! Im tryin to bust a nut too!! lol

  73. Yeah I Said It said

    MO this is not a gift,a gift will be when you drop the info for men. Women are always game. Men can come up short. If I want my ovaries sucked out I would have a hysterectomy…. So please hurry up with that guide. While you at it write one on How to slow stroke a woman and sensuous foreplay.

  74. MoneAlicia said

    MM u’d be surprised. Alot of men THINK they know what they’re doing. I might teach u a thing or too.

  75. lio said

    LOL @ Smurfette, damn straight I go down too, I love it. If it’s clean I’LL EAT IT..it’s a 2 way street fellas …

  76. lio said

    MAN’S GUIDE TO ORAL SEX FOR WOMEN

    1. GENTLY PULL UP HER PANTIES SO SHE CAN HAVE A CAMEL TOE, AND SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER PANTIES
    2. START CARESSING HER PUSSY LIPS WITH YOUR FINGERS
    3. MAKE SPREAD HER LEGS, AND START LICKING HER THIGHS, A GOOD SPOT IS BEING THE KNEES
    4. PUT YOUR FINGER BETWEEN HER PUSSY LIPS, AND SLOWLY GO UP AND DOWN ( NO PENETRATION), SHE’LL START TO BE WET ..EHEHEH
    5. START LICKING HER PUSSY LIPS COUNTER CLOCKWISE, AND WITH YOUR THUMB GENTLY RUB HER CLIT
    6. ONCE SHE NICE AND WET , PENETRATE HER WITH ONE OR TWO FINGERS (NO FISTING)IN AND OUT, AND RUB HER CLIT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION WITH THE TIP OF YOU TONGUE

    *** AT ONE POINT YOU GONNA STAR HAVING CRAMPS IN YOUR HANDS, SO JUST SWITCH
    7. CONTINUE WITH #6 INSTRUCTION UNTIL SHE CUMS. ONCE DONE, SHE’LL BE VERY SENSIBLE AROUND THAT AREA, SO LEAVE THE CLIT ALONE. INSTEAD GIVE HER ONE LAST LICK IN THE AREA BETWEEN HER PUSSY AND HER THIGH, THEY LOVE IT..

    THERE YOU GO, YES, I’M A FREAK…..COMMENTS ARE VERY WELCOME..AHAHAH LOL

  77. Kanyade said

    that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.

    This entire thread is pure comedy. The visual I got with this…Lord! 😆

  78. Smurfette said

    @MM damn two hours!? I get tired after an hour!! Lmao! Don’t know it I can hang but I try!

    @Lio, I see yo instructions up there! Is that how u do it? Cuz if it is, im goin to put this already packed bag in the car!! Next stop Lio’s! Unless I see MM on the way! Lmao!!!!

  79. lio said

    LOL !

  80. Listen, i cant wait until MO drops it for men

  81. Marathon_Man said

    ITs not 2 hours all the time but can make it last if i need to.

  82. Ms. E said

    OMG…my mouth is opened wide I can’t believe MO placed this on here!!!

    These are very excellent tips…let me find out MO has got some freaks up there writing stuff..LOL!!!

  83. Ms. E said

    @ Smurfette – I use to mess with this dude that would go for like 6 hours..boy was I tired!!! I couldn’t feel my legs for a week!!

  84. Ms. E said

    @ MM – LOL, you should call me!! Two hours is fine with me..but we’d have to eat and take a nap then go two more hours!!

  85. Marathon_Man said

    Ms. E you’re so pretty that I’d give you the LONG DONG STROKE till you looked like a Whoopi Goldberg BODY DOUBLE!

  86. Marathon_Man said

    Oh and the white woman I work with is draining all my skeet from me! after last night I don’t even think my two little round fellas are even able to manufacture any more soldiers! She drank about a gallon of nut! And then got up and fixed me some hamburgers. I tappped that ass like a Sammy Davis Jr concert. Must admit this shit is good! She built like a sista from the motherland, every time I fuck her i sware I hear congo drums

  87. Media Outrage said

    Lmao! @ MM “I tappped that ass like a Sammy Davis Jr concert. Must admit this shit is good! She built like a sista from the motherland, every time I fuck her i sware I hear congo drums”

    LOL

  88. Lacy said

    I can not put un-edible things in my mouth ..I just can’t

  89. @Lacy … have fun being single for the rest of your life then. And pass the good lookin brothas wit a dick that can make me speak in tongue this way.

  90. I’ll have you speaking in so many tounge’s you will be able to speak 30 languages Quiet_gurl85

  91. cutiewitbigbooty said

    MO this article is PURE COMEDY LOL.

    You’re not telling me anything I don’t know. Enjoyed the laugh

    though. Gagging on a nice thick long dick is the only way to

    do it. Why spit it out? For what?

  92. Cutie, you make me want to come home soooo bad!!!

  93. cutiewitbigbooty said

    Oh yea you’re from Jersey right? DT I would have you abandoning

    all of your morals and ethics lol trying to keep up with me.

    A pretty face, nice shape, flat-stomach, an ass you could set

    a glass of wine on, and probably the best p*ssy you’ve ever

    had in your life is a recipe for you being WHIPPED.

  94. @DT uuuuhhhh huuuuuuh. I’m startin to think you’re all talk. Lol kidding of course 😉

  95. Cutie..

    You couldnt whip me even if you had a fork and I was standing in a bowl!!!

    I’ll knock that thick ass into a Nicole Richie’s thong! People will think you are Michelle from Destiny’s Child

  96. cutiewitbigbooty said

    DT you’re funny lol. Men do a lot of talking and then get in between those sheets and start purring like newborn kittens.

  97. I’ll purr alright….

    Like Lion-O from the Thundercats and my shit grows like the sword of Omens! All you’ll see is my eyes turn green and a big ass cat signal cumming out yo ass!

  98. cutiewitbigbooty said

    LMAO!

  99. Lacy said

    @quiet_gurl85…just let me know how it feels to have HERPES on your tongue when your done..

    • DLong9 said

      @Lacy, “quiet_gurl85…just let me know how it feels to have HERPES on your tongue when your done..” OOOooooooooo…..okay. OOOOOOooooo…you so wrong for that one!

  100. Makaelah said

    I was all in until yall starting talking that swallowing bulls*it…NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!

  101. @Lacy…sweetie pie u can catch herpes other ways then suckin on a dick. And you let me know how it feels to be alone lol

  102. Nikki said

    Yea!!!!! It told sum off tha basic… but dats sumthin I already knew. But u also gotta suck tha tip of tha mans penis go reallll slowww n gently. N pay attention 2 movements he do whn u r suckin his dick cuz dat mite b his spot. So dat way u can already kno….

  103. MarlaPrimp said

    MsBehave,
    WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SAYING, OR TRYING TO SAVE. Some bitch comes toward me talking like that and I’m certainly going to call a preiest or an exorcist.

  104. Ms.Behave said

    @MarlaPrimp → Hahahah.

    In short, if u put the dick in my mouth prepare for it to be ‘swallowed’, and i’m not talking about protein shake, the entire thing.

    But i will take the priest and exorcist though, u never know when i will need a ‘healing’. lol

  105. Surah said

    LOL omg dat was the funniest truest thing I eva read LOL>

  106. itsurboi said

    I wish i had caught this while it was fresh…. Unhappy women (in relationships) aren’t polishing dome working the shaft or downing the gravy Cuz men take care of their loves that do. If you happy and you dont do any of that you might wanna check the call logs

  107. mAc said

    ima beat my dick right in my gurl’s face tonight while reading this article!

  108. brynnrock said

    Yeah , I feel ya Mac I can take it in the face but not down the throat, fuck that!!! It ain’t happin…..My man is truly satisfied and I know how to suck a mean cock and don’t swallow now WHAT curls toes and sheets held on to for dear life it feels so good, but why swallow the goods? THat is a nasty fuckin hoe plain and simple.

  109. yasmin said

    thank you soooooo much beautiful article and really helpfull

  110. pattie said

    ALL YOU BITCHES ARE SICK….

  111. brynnrock said

    Pattie shut the fuck up and go suck a dick!

  112. rama hammo said

    I love sucking , but my husband dont let me making anything, i dont know what a my doing , i love suckng

  113. rama hammo said

    any one need sucking????? i need more , fuck of my husband

  114. jason said

    dam i realy want to deepthroat a hard one now

  115. 2girls said

    OMG!!!! this is amazing!!!!!! like totaly!!! i didnt know that there was any one out there stupid enough to not know how to suck dick. grab it and shove it in your mouth!!!! EASY!!! no steps needed.

  116. Bennimalu said

    this article is going directly to me missus’s mailbox! I wonder what ghandi looks like, i can’t wait to pay him a visit!

  117. sateria bruton said

    ok guy,s> i was really bored right now,but after surfing the web and running across this<this has made my day just the thought that some one actually took the time tell people the right way how to suck dick,THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT.

  118. zexy said

    Girlz,

    try it if he drinks pineapple juice before give him 16oz it will be delightful….TRUST you will be sucking for days for that Squirt…..

    P.s. The instructions are to the point

    ….Peace Aim to please your man with a KISS after

    A 44 year old Mom

  119. zexyB said

    FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND HE WILL BE YOURS

    THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU ADORE ABOUT YOUR MATE WHILE DOING THE DO. YOU WILL GET THE KEYS TO THE CRIB AND THE WALLET I DID TAKE IT FROM A OLD PRO.. OH AND I OWN MY OWN 745 AND HOME

    FOREVER NASTY

  120. michelle said

    Very interesting don’t see nothing with giving your man some head but the swallowing thing I don’t know lol that the next step

    • Wow ! said

      Great article MO! It’s on point because I luv gettin head..

      @ Michelle Maybe u can ease ur way into it.. allow ur man to cum on ur face, near ur mouth and taste it to see if u can tolerate it.. However, the article mentions not swallowing ur man’s cum when he’s about 2 explode could be a turn off.. If a dame doesn’t want to swallow my cum, then let me “splash” it on ur face.. I’m willing to work with you!

  121. Sparkle-licious said

    Condense this list and tape it to his “under ass” for a handy reference sheet!!

  122. bosslady23 said

    i do all those things above. but why can’t i make my man cum on my own with out him helping me by jerking off? someone help me please lolz

  123. pontypool1 said

    I love the feeling of a mans “load” hitting the back of my throat. He’s at the highest moment during ejaculation, and yet he’s at his most vunerable…. He’s trusting you not to bite, and yet to appreciate his “manhood”, likewise when a man performs cunnilingus, you are trusting him…. Both women and men have “sacred love parts and juices”…
    Due to the natural reproductive cycle, a man has to wear a condom.. It doesn’t “feel” natural, it’s like taking a shower in a rain coat…. it would be good to hear about how ladies feel about making love with/to a man with a condom on….

  124. John said

    i suck my dad, i love to do that, very nice. : )

  125. TAKE OFF said

    I JUST HAD MY CHICC READ THIS, THANK U FOR BACCING UP WHAT I BEEN TELLIN HER

  126. Darrell Merritt said

    Oh shit this is the most real post about this topic ive ever read hahaha and yea I dont think theres a better way to explain it…..i just wish my fiance would realize this shit too. :-C

    • Gene said

      need to forget about a finance marriage ruins a quality sensual relationship!!!
      been there,done that, 3 times unfortunately!!!!

  127. Chris said

    Got to swallow that’s the only way it’s complete

  128. lisa said

    I never get tired of swallowing my husband’s sperm, is the best thing ever, I could do it every day if I had my way!!!! lol

  129. dicklove said

    i tried it it tates good to now i do it with him every night

  130. Queen B said

    This article speaks nothing but the truth, i love to please my man in every way possible…thanks guys u gave me a good laugh

  131. tasha said

    men dats crazy

  132. jen said

    Someone stated that black females are timid when it comes to swallowing?????? Who are you dating????
    I’m a black female who enjoys swallowing. I’ve been with my man 23 years. Swallowing for me is a part of my beauty regimen (hehehe)…My man loves it too!!!!!Better than those nasty store bought vitamins anyway. For me, foreplay without swallowing is like sex without an orgasm.

  133. sarai said

    I have been swallowing my man’s vitamins since that actually turns me on. It’s 10 years going 11. Heck I love the taste. Don’t get it mixed up…Not every black female is timmid. He get’s it 2 times a day…he has no choice on this one. He loves it.

    • Redbone619 said

      A rare miracle whether in person or on film. No disrespect, “just the facts ma’am,” if Terran humanoid biped females of whatever stripe were less unwilling and better at deepthroating/swallowing I wouldn’t have had so many wedding-banded hands & other “ladies’ men” holding my head down over shooting dicks in my oral-expert career. All y’all on here who don’t eat meat like mice, more [dick] power to you!

  134. Redbone619 said

    Oh yeah, the entire, um, piece was sound if horribly misspelled advice – “Orek/vaccum” and worst of all “Ghandi,” which as Julie Andrews said “happens frequently” & must have the Mahatma gagging in his crypt – and featuring that horrible word “cock” which where I come from is slang for what girls got where DICKS go. But the real key to a suckcessful & enjoyable sexual encounter involving is an evidently radical idea called consideration – that is, giving some attention to your partner’s wants/needs & not just taking your own pleasure and leaving them, er, hanging. For a guy to get a hardon & Insert Here into any of the available bodily orifices until he peaks is no great matter – that’s the way the machinery works. The real measure of a man in the sex department, and not just with a pocket ruler, is his skill in lighting his partner’s fire, “by whatever means,” so that a better time is had by all – each & every time.

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  136. 31 y.o. man said

    My wife swallow my sperm everytime when i finish in her mouth. I love it!
    I fuck her too with my tongue from time to time..

  137. shauntinece said

    i do that all the tyme dont need a guide fir that……

  138. not sayin said

    wow feels nice nuff said

  139. scarz said

    wooooooow!!!!!!!

    i did’nt know girls are this horny as boys!!!!

    damn!!!!!!

    if only horny girls were in my school!!!!!

  140. WildWolf said

    xD but i have a boy and he respects that there are some thing i will never do 1 deep throat and 2 i even said this to him “u ever grab my head again i will bite ur fucking dick off!” because it makes me feel like a slut and below him like im worthless then him so NO

  141. UneedJ-s-s said

    A woman’s vagina is for semen. Leave the swallowing for homosexuals.

  142. Sham said

    Guys, this is really a good piece of advice.

    Hey, all said was well said. There are those who love it and yet those who simply hate it and hey to tell you the truth, not everyone knows to do it the right way so yeah some help is needed, I need some advice. Lol, i choked not once but twice, that not only pissed him off but i felt like a dum ass fool. Trust me, its not being a called a slut but its being able to satisfy your man and wanting him to only get that pleasure from you.

    I know and understand all that, but I fail to do that, may be i am not doing the right way.

  143. ARIE said

    Great article…not that i needed it cuz i think i do a pretty good job as it is but eh that’s not up for me to decide now is it….

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  146. Kandis said

    Just make him eat a lot of fruit, the cum will taste better. It will be sweeter. It’s not that bad ladies, give it a try

  147. Noluvuyo said

    I lyk 2 suck my man bt one thing I don’t lyk with my man dnt lyk 20suck my pussy I dnt knw he love me or wat

  148. Sam said

    I have tried sucking my guy off. But when i get him in my mouth i just feel sick, and back off. He doesn’t say anything, but i know it fustrates him. I am afraid he will go elsewhere. How can i go all the way with suckng him. All i can do instead is masturbate him to satisfy him.

    • stacy said

      @ Sam. Take a shower with him first that way you can see for your self that his penis is clean. And u can wash it for him. And u could also get some flavored lube, are suck his dick with a popsicle are ice…try it

  149. Anthony G said

    pls im 22 years of age and my girlfriend is 29, my first time of fucking her was dat she raped me and at the process she began 2 cry and feel orgasm bt my problem is dat each time im fucking her she always cries and tells me harder wat should i do

    • stacy said

      Love this thread. It gives alot of insight. I love sucking. My mans dick and seeing the look on his face when I’m doin it makess me wanna do it even more just because. I can see how much he likes it i give myself a 9 1/2 I do everything but when it comes to swollowing I cant make it go down and if he nuts in my throat I start throwing the fuck up he says ima 10 though

      • stacy said

        And fyi pineapple juice doesnt work laddies please do not believe that. And if u cant swallow suck it out, caught it in ur mouth . Have a wet towel ready act like ur washing urface off and spit. That shit in there are just run to the bathroom

  150. Well when you’re ready to explain the art of licking a pussy correctly please allow me to tell a few things I’ve learned in my 53yrs of LIFE….Just to lay out the number one main thing before you start make sure she has a shaved bald one but no more then a landing strip 🙂 the 70’s and 80’s are for sure orally not the same.

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  152. cara s-n said

    I really hate when ppl(woman) say every man NEEDS/WANTS a blow job, though I’ve had many most of the time it didn’t even give me a erection and in 45yrs only had ONE that ended in ejaculation. On the other hand eating pussy and seeing my partner begging me to stop thrashing about and demanding I get inside her hell ive even busted a nut eating pussy. Please stop lumping us all in 1 pile

  153. sjsmsms said

    this feels good sucking his dick

  154. Dee said

    Pussy should be eaten slowly and gently massaged with your fingers and tongue until the woman starts moaning deeply. As soon as she starts to moan you have to feel her clit, massage it, lick it softly then swallow it as soon as her thighs start to shake. Tenderly suckj that clit, take it deeply into your mouth and let her feel your tongue slipping inside her as you move your mouth over her hard clit and back down over her wet lips. Take your time, lick her inner thighs as you move your face freely between her legs, gently bite the inside of her thighs close to her pussy as your fingers explore her clit and the folds of her juicy lips. Don’t wait for her to tell you to suck her, run your lips over her flesh and slip your tongue inside her, pull out and move up to her clit, which should by now be super hard. Work it, deeply swallow, bite, suck, and lick it for her. Let her feel your tongue and lips adoring her as you slowly press your thumb up against her asshole, she’ll start moaning louder and pressing her fingernails into your neck as she pulls your mouth into her pussy. Thumb her butt and flick your tongue in n out of her swollen pussy, lick her juices and let her mind explode. Do not stop fingering her ass while you suck her! Engulf her clit with your lips, start licking it deeply, swallow her clit, suck it, make your lips vibrate over it as she begins to squirm on your face. Send your thumb deeply inside her asshole as soon as your mouth starts to bring her closer to orgasm, reach up with your other hand and squeeze her nipples as she begins to let herself go. I’ll be here for any questions!! Plenty more I can say!

  155. Hard said

    Pussy should be eaten slowly and gently massaged with your fingers and tongue until the woman starts moaning deeply. As soon as she starts to moan you have to feel her clit, massage it, lick it softly then swallow it as soon as her thighs start to shake. Tenderly suckj that clit, take it deeply into your mouth and let her feel your tongue slipping inside her as you move your mouth over her hard clit and back down over her wet lips. Take your time, lick her inner thighs as you move your face freely between her legs, gently bite the inside of her thighs close to her pussy as your fingers explore her clit and the folds of her juicy lips. Don’t wait for her to tell you to suck her, run your lips over her flesh and slip your tongue inside her, pull out and move up to her clit, which should by now be super hard. Work it, deeply swallow, bite, suck, and lick it for her. Let her feel your tongue and lips adoring her as you slowly press your thumb up against her asshole, she’ll start moaning louder and pressing her fingernails into your neck as she pulls your mouth into her pussy. Thumb her butt and flick your tongue in n out of her swollen pussy, lick her juices and let her mind explode. Do not stop fingering her ass while you suck her! Engulf her clit with your lips, start licking it deeply, swallow her clit, suck it, make your lips vibrate over it as she begins to squirm on your face. Send your thumb deeply inside her asshole as soon as your mouth starts to bring her closer to orgasm, reach up with your other hand and squeeze her nipples as she begins to let herself go. I’ll be here for any questions!! Plenty more I can say!

  156. nkhalamakhetha said

    will i not get STIs from sucking his dick.

  157. Pussy eating is an acquired taste and you have to have the love of just doing it. With out the love of just doing it he might as well rub peanut butter around it and have a dog do it for the love of peanut butter at least. So that’s the “guide” you either love it or hate it but if you both have to do it because she wants it..i bet only one the females will not have had a good time and the other one, hours later still she’s smiling. I love doing it and have for many years goes with those same years of experience. I love doing it so much that almost ever online user names I use is the same “Desires2Lick” that should say how I love doing it….doesn’t it?

  158. I have a boyfriend. But I cant see him because of my paronts. I mite be a lettle under age for sex, but they cant stop me. I lost my virgenity 2 days ago. To my boyfriend. But no one knows, but u people dont know me, so u wont tell.

  159. Daija said

    I’m soooo trying that on my boyfriend the next time I see him. ❤

  160. luna said

    i want a guy to lick my pussy

  161. Tina said

    I tried this for my boyfriend but he is afraid that I will cut his tool, what can I do now

  162. serenity said

    But how do you deep throat?

  163. cole said

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  164. kikki said

    Who wrote this- a man or a woman, I can’t tell. Anyway, here’s a message to the men: You swallow your nasty cum first. Then, we’ll talk.

  165. jason said

    Cole, Kikki will gladly give you a blowjob and swallow your cum.

  166. David C. Kurland said

    Why do niggers talk so stupid with their
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  167. Bukola Okogbe said

    Very helpful .

  168. dee.dee said

    wow so how do u ask someone who want it but afraid.i can c he want me two but the longer it takes him make me wanting to suck his dick even more it like i can dame near teast he nut.and yes i will deep throat his dick just so he no he can always count on that dick suck….

  169. Dani said

    I love how my wife sucks my d*

  170. DEEP said

    any of dis girl present please suck my dick. its completly became uncontrolled. suck it pls as u can.

  171. sugar said

    great advice and very helpful

  172. mswoods said

    I suck and deep throat my man all the time I do it all whatever my KING wants and in been with my husband for 17 years 3 beautiful kids and one or maybe even two on the way sex is all he thinks about and ladys I can really tell you he NEVER cheated on me cause he gives me his work time sheet and if he is not at work he is with me i PROMISE you ladies please your man in anyway well atleast the man you love now if u have a composive cheater sorry theirs nothing u can do for them no matter what they are just dogs but a REAL MAN ain’t going NOWHERE and want CHEAT I PROMISE hope this help ladies

  173. kit said

    i will suck a dick and yes i will swallow but plzz ladies and some times men plzz check that dick give it an exam make a check list of some sort mines is pretty much let it 1 be a dick 2 be a clean dick this includes any herpes any thing like that and that pretty much satisfies meh no more to say but open wide if needed to cause its some lil dick niggas out der [this is for lil dick niggas] :ο [for big dick niggas] :○ hehehehehehe 🙂

  174. kit said

    my birth control game strong you can ask my kids oh wait a minute i aint got no kids CAUSE MY BIRTH CONTROL GAME STRONG 😀

  175. Barry said

    Two things I’d like to add with number one being of the utmost importance.
    1) do it with enthusiasm, like there is nothing better in the whole world you’d rather be doing. I’d rather masturbate Than having a woman doing it just to go through the motions!!!

    2) you actually don’t have to swallow as long as you wait for him to finish cumming before you take it out of your mouth…though swallowing is definitely preferable.

  176. Karesa said

    I enjoy reading this it is a helpful tip on how to suck a man dick. This is the first time I have suck my baby daddy penis. I didnt knw how and how to do it the right way. Now, I need to knw how to keep his dick hard during intercourse.

  177. Shermelia valentines said

    Wow I didn’t learn nothing new lol

  178. nikki said

    OK….. I do this. I’ve done thus. Ive been told I’m great, the new guy says its like I’m a robot…. The first time I’ve ever been told this… What do I do?!!

  179. fucker the first said

    v.v.v.nice im a gay and i tried all thes now as im writing im cumming!!!full wet with cum

  180. wow I do that to my husband

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  182. sairam said

    I bet no one ever bothered to enlighten you but the spelling of gandhi “G_A_N_D_H_I” not GHANDI

  183. Tylar said

    I can practice on my daddy now

  184. I have sucked a lot of dicks but the pouched blue head is my favorite. Swallowing a mans cum is super

  185. nokuthula said

    I like to suck ma man but I dont know wher when to start

  186. This helped me very much because i already did it in its goin to heaven try it girls or men

  187. manoj said

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  188. December said

    Just one stupid little question. Is it alright to use some tools? Say like flavored lube, or maybe edible lotion? I just dint know how guys feel about it…

  189. bebby said

    i hate to take his ejaculated sperm in my mouth. i want to avoid it

  190. i really wnt my wife to suck it yaaaa!

  191. Shon newton said

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  192. Thelma Mccrea said

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  193. christina said

    Thank you so much. Really helpful

  194. shanesha said

    OK well for me I’m tryna learn for my man but even me learning doesn’t make him happy but at least I’m few of the females that want to learn how to suck it right….. I’ve never swallowed before but I am willing to try for my man…. Now dose that make me a bad person??

    • DLong9 said

      @Shanesha, as long as you willing to learn it does not make you bad at all. Practice makes perfection and then pleasure!

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  196. softlips said

    I didn’t like it at first then one night I did it! And now I love suckibg his dick.

    • DLong9 said

      @ Softlips, if your lips are “soft and full” I bet whoever receives the pleasure of you sucking LOVES it too!

  197. Ashley said

    I’m BBW o yes I try it and I love it….especially when that dick big and good…thanks for instructions

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  201. rosy said

    My question is when I ask my guy to lick my pussy all wht he says is that he might cancer in the throat , ND I want to know if that is true.

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  210. Gina said

    Stupidest and most insensitive crap I’ve read. A woman is a human being, why make her suffer by doing something she doesn’t want?

    My boyfriend hates when I gag and never forces my head down. He says it feels wrong to do that to someone. Also, he’s not into deepthroating because apparently there’s not much sensation past the tip.

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    Oh this tips will help me how to do it perfectly lol thanks for an idea for a newbie like me. I don’t wanna be a boring woman who likes to lay down by letting her man do everything to satisfy her!

  213. Sarah said

    I tried this on my boyfriend he was so amazed then he started kissing me and sucking my boobs. Later I sucked his dick again he was slightly pushing and pulling my head back and fourth and it felt so good.

  214. TotalChik said

    Reblogged this on Friends With Benefits : A Love Story Blog and commented:
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  215. Rider said

    Strange what SOME women do.

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  216. Angela henry said

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    Mmmmm…! I luv this buh sometimes when you are sucking a guy’s p*nis,you taste bitter fluid.can U help me with that?

  220. Flowers said

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  221. cocksucker22 said

    some very good tips! i love waking up guys with a blowjob lol they cum to hard in the morning :)))

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  223. Rod said

    What is that? Never explained where the tongue goes and what to do with it while the dick is in the mouth. Do you know how to suck sick?

  224. krisstine said

    It makes me imagine my man.. I will suck him coz I know he want it :p

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    Stupid black people

  226. jaykumar said

    Great tips I mostly like all thing…..thanks

  227. Juzee said

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  228. Danny said

    I have sucked a lot of penis and I love it

  229. Queen said

    Damn here I am thinking I was going to learn something new lol glad To know iam doing every thing right tho

    • big daddy said

      Do it right on me I tried getting my girlfriend rd l to watch it but she won’t cuz she already knows she did it right but she doesn’t suck dick right it hurts times tbh

  230. Marie said

    Daaaammmn daniel . . . . Reading this alone got me ready & freaky . . Lol, fr !

  231. Melly said

    I really wanna suck the soul out my man dick

  232. jovanna said

    See I do all of this to boyfriend except swallowing his cum…. Idk why I just can not get it down ! I will throw up and everything will go to hell lol I wish I could I tried a few times but I just cant . I’ll have to drink a few bottles of wine before I swallow the sticky stuff

  233. Ryn said

    Woah do i really need to do that for the sake of my man? Lol. 😀

  234. Thelma Bae said

    mmmmh…. i thick i like it.

  235. Eve said

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    have a x boy that bought a robotic sucking machine

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  239. Alex said

    The first time we did it i could not stop letting out sperm

  240. Savannah said

    I like sucking but my man dick always wet I did that but i didn’t enjoy at all vomiting all the way wen I put in my mouth n I’m desparade of doing it

  241. Lcn said

    Women should know that every man looks forward to getting his dome rattled and sucked like a Orek Vaccum. Any man that says “it’s not really a big deal darlin’, I love you regardless” is lying his black, white, spanish, Asian, Red Ass off! So ladies knowing is half the battle right? Exactly. Until very recently this statement was the furthest thing from my truth as my 1st & only completely successful BJ was 30yrs ago. In between ive had occasions where it did NOTHING for me fact me going down on them was more pleasurable than any BJ, now with little concentration & decent technics every bj can be a happy ending

  242. Harvey Longshot said

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  243. azumi said

    nice tip..:)

  244. megie said

    i love my wife to alway suck me but my wifw do not like it

  245. Jose said

    I’ve always wanted to suck a good dick. Anyone want to let me?

  246. Maria Youngblood said

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  256. Jennifer Villagomez said

    That is by far the funniest but true lol sh*t I have ever read lmfao. Thank you

  257. Slim said

    Fuckn hilarious n so true!!

    • Slim said

      Seriously gonna read those steps everyday. Made my day stumbling on this. Haven’t laughed like this in..
      Shit forever homes, keep up good work

  258. Very nice

  259. Awoomarita said

    Everyone be like ‘I can’t swallow’ and some be like ‘I can swallow’. What’s the big deal?.
    His cum is a damn nutrient, so I heard.

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  261. Nailah Hartman said

    I like these instruction just need someone to try it on now…..

  262. carolyn mutuku said

    I have used this tips on my bf and he seemed to be enjoying

  263. Shevellfrancis said

    I hope this works for me.

  264. Lover boy said

    On point! Nicely put couldn’t put I better myself

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  266. Faye said

    No hands. Mouth only. You jerk. You suck.

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  270. Chitex said

    Awesome really want to try it wit my guy

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  272. Asiarozzell said

    I agree that Oral sex is extremely important to both men and women. I for one don’t believe in sex without oral being involved. I won’t allow a man to penetrate me if he doesn’t like it. Seriously it’s totally wrong for a man to ever put it in her without giving her some oral pressure especially if she did it for you. It’s a respect thing. 60 to 80 percent of the time your not going to make her Cum. And 90 percent of women can’t come to orgasim by penetrate alone.

  273. indi said

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  277. karahisar said

    im so bored! sitting with my 30 cm! who wants some?

  278. Kwanele said

    Wow Need To Show My Woman This

  279. Marie said

    I’m gonna try tonight

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