How To Suck Yo Man’s Penis The Right Way And Make Him See Ghandi!!!
Posted by Media Outrage on July 15, 2009
Many relationships suffer because one mate is not being pleased in the bedroom. It takes more than good sex to keep a man’s attention from straying. Yes, there is that age old cliche, that says “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Well we’re here to tell you that not only is that not true but it’s complete bullshyte! The way to a man’s heart, money, cars and that coveted ENGAGEMENT RING, is through his damn Love Tool. Ladies, simple and plain, you must suck his Dick like you have leukemia and his sperm is the cure for Cancer!
Many women avoid giving fellatio because they think they will be labeled instant HOES. And you will if you’re like 20 and blowing the entire Philadelphia Eagles squad in your living room, but not if you’re in a commited relationship with a man you love.
Okay Ladies let’s get down to the steps to giving your man a successful Blow Job so when he leaves your house all he’s thinking about is RETURNING and not running into the arms of some other skeeza heffa who’s willing to do it the right way!
1. Women should know that every man looks forward to getting his dome rattled and sucked like a Orek Vaccum. Any man that says “it’s not really a big deal darlin’, I love you regardless” is lying his black, white, spanish, Asian, Red Ass off! So ladies knowing is half the battle right? Exactly.
2. It should be done erotically. It is every man’s good pleasure, while watching a movie on the couch with you, to also watch you unbuckle his belt, unzip his jeans, and slide on your knees and politely begin kissing his pelvic region.
3. Once you have the love tool in close proximity to your mouth, begin to gently kiss the head region while laying a little bit of tongue on it also.
4. Then place the P*nis in your warm mouth and proceed to go up and down in a slow motion. Providing his d*ck with up and down stimulation will cause an instant undeniable erection.
5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.
6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy. Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!
7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.
8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing. It’s a TEAM game! They want some playing time also!
9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls. This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.
10. Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT! Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic. Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat. That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE! Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got! While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.
11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH! That is so trifling lol. Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.
We will be back with a man’s guide on how to eat p*ssy at a later time…..
For now just soak that in folks….
Smurfette said
Wow. I mean im over here turned on, without a man in sight! Damn!
ricky said
if you need a test dummy my grandfather wuz in tha tuskgee experiments
Darius said
I can be yours if you want
your bb said
Hmmmm i like this
Evan said
Am here for u whenever u want
achasity said
how old are you
Frances said
I love you and I wants you now where we can meet, I want to eat your pussy you will enjoy this like anything. I am expat on this. Tell me if you want me…..
Sarah said
Hi
captain said
Me too
mcmuvalini said
Am on but hv no lady
Charles said
Hmmmm
Kenwood said
I’m hung 10.5 inches help me with that
Rene said
I’ll help you;)
Linsley said
Am In Need Of That, Any One Here Who Can,
404f4f48b said
THIS IS NOT DESGUSTING AT ALLL
Phil said
I’m here
Dickwell Thrust Jr said
Best Article Ever…I’m Printing this one out and sending it to every female I know, starting first with my main squeeze, then my jump-offs.
More Articles like this could stop Global Warming and this fixed ass Recession.
Feisty reynolds said
LMAO your are stooooooopid . jumps- off’sssssss. C’mon son
Smurfette said
@Dickwell Thrust Jr, are u DT, or someone else?
Yahye said
I will let u suck my dick
Phil said
Ok
Dickwell Thrust said
MO, we must be telekinetic because I was just writing this shit on twitter….
You touched on a few points, But a woman (Black Women) sometimes have timid reactions to the whole SWALLOWING thing.
We as black men must reassure our women that drinking a “DNA PROTEIN SHAKE” is not only healthy, but its apart of this complete breakfast full of Vitamins and Minerals for a sista day!
I mean, you look at some woman’s skin completion, Do you honestly believe that is from just using Carol’s Daughter? HELL NO! That’s the “Straight Pipe rocket fuel” glowing radiantly on her skin!!!
Finally Ladies, allowing your mate to blast off in your mouth like NASA’s Apollo is nothing to be ashamed of. You must think to yourself….
“If it’s healthy like Dickwell said, Why not try it!”
Believe me my woman was scared at first, but then after I shot her mouth up like a laser beam from Ghostbusters, she was all for it!
Try it next time for the ladies who dont swallow…
Tracy lynn said
Some folks my think your joking but I think you maybe right..I mean come on I see your face, is glowing so how often do you drink your boyfriend’s DNA health shake? Well, I’m not into the health food trend, I’m a junk food junky…so I’ll stick to grape soda and you just keep up that healthy glow…CHEERS!!!
Joanne Catlin said
I’ll lick all up like a vampire
angel alston said
WHAT IF HE CUMS IN MY MOUTH WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TOW DO THEN LOL!!!!!!
Lol said
You swollow, obviously….
takn said
You could spit it out
sarah said
Swollow it
Dick love pussy said
Lick it rapidly until it turns u on and fuck all night long
Joanne Catlin said
Swallow and go again
Richard
Sussan vijayan said
I am sussan married at the age of 18 years. I really don’t have much knowledge of sex at the time. I was too much shame on my first night because my culture is south Indian culture. During first night my hubby removed all my cloth in the bed he shoved me lot of blue films in which kerala girls sucking husbuds penise and enjoying the cock in there mouth . after watch this scenes I am become too feel too sexy and my body become too hot I want my hubby cock in my mouth then I slowly catch his penise and placed my mouth and sucked like the girls done in the blue film……after 25 minutes of licking and sucking my husband’s just told me moloo lam coming now may I take out from your mouth I shouted no please I want taste your semen and shooted his salty semen all over my face and mouth….thus my first night was a wonderful experience……
Ganes said
Awesome
Tanveer said
hahahahahah ………….. no one is a fool to believe that stupid story
melilei jackline said
Hahahaha,it’s irritating to suck it,have no man,whom will I suck now
master Tee said
come and suck my dick bbe
Tia said
lmao! wow..
Anna said
its the truth though
Ms.Behave said
All I have to say is:
Cho:
Some man say dem a rider but dem a slip saddle
An claim say dem a dally but dem a wiggle waggle
So dem want yuh bend gal dont help dem out
Gal dont gaggle
An if yuh buck dem a road an dem a buss maggle
Just chat dem wid yuh fren gal an giggle
Cause a yuh have the upper hand right yah now
Gal yuh never gaggle
1. Yuh never gaggle suh him caan tell himfren nutten
A him flop himself and dat a big suppen
Tek on big heavy wuck an nuh know nutten
Check say yuh soft, yuh nearly wine off him suppen
Bwoy see di meat an start dream bout mutton
Mouth get watery an a move like glutton
Slerp pass yuh neck a stray pass yuh belly button
Bwoy what a suppen, yes what a suppen
Cho
2. Now him tail between him leg like shame dog
Him feel like one a di dead dem dung a morgue
A whey him pick up dat dey habbit dey, a must abroad
But wi nuh support dem things dey dung a yard
Sey him know di bashment but him a big fraud
Cause him have up the flex of a retard
Long time him under table a eat hard
Now mi have him like a puppet pon a piece a cord
Cho
3. Now all a di gal dem whey never guh dung
no man never yuh throat wid cum
Bwoy waan get it freaky till him haffi run
Dem nuh have di skill fi handle wi
Caan even stan up when dem si dung
Wi nuh like how dem bwoy dey have fun
Bwoy a voice off a whole a album
Dem tune caan play pon wi station.
Now u guyz can RIP ME A NEW ONE. LMAO!!!
the girl said
oh yah jamaican
Yvonne said
Whoooooooooa!!!!
MissTX85 said
Well I’ll be damned!! MO where this come from?! LOL!!
Anywho though, I been had all that shit down! Just need a man who’ll act right. Cause even when we do all that, them mothafuckas still act up! But it’s all good!
And yeah ya’ll better post that ‘Pussy Eating Guide’ up!
Like I said before, giving head is strenuous jaw exercise. Dudes need to be properly schooled on how to get the pussy eating right! Have me giving my all and his ass can’t get the licky, licky right! Ain’t that a bitch?!
sweety said
lol……exactly
Ms.Behave said
69 F#ck that, Give me a 68 and i’ll owe u one 😆
and if ur a good boy i’ll let u 72 :rofl:
Want ur dicks licked, but u don’t know how to trEAT a P#ssy? Not because it ‘s called “Pussy Eating” mean u got to chew. WTF?!?!
A man might stay if he gets head
but WILL stray if ur bad in bed
trEAT me right fellas, Peace♥.
chris said
i would love. to give you a 69 and i know how to eat pussy. whatsapp me if you every want to have your pussy eaten the right way 0746023881
Sherina nabukeera said
Are you Kenyan, which side ar u
Amr said
Impressive.. In order to have a successful life, you’ve to have a check list first for your guy, but he’ll never get full marks for every points. But, this matter is essential for real girls, so it has to give it a high score!!!
Tanveer said
Pease as alwayssssssssssssss. MB (Miss Behave)
Jolie said
I took notes for when I’m in a committed about to marry relationship. Again, why swallow???? It’s like blowing my nose and swallowing that mess. I don’t think I even want him to ejaculate in my mouth. I’ve read article that say to let him ejaculate in your mouth and secretly spit it out. I don’t think I can do that, what does it taste like??? What if I throw up on him that would be a bigger turn off.
GET MONEY DIVA said
SWALLOWING AINT AS BAD AS U MAKIN IT SEEM JUST HAVE UR MAN EAT SOME FRUIT AND THEN HIS CUM A HAVE A SWEET TASTE TO IT AND IT A THIN OUT A LITTLE WHICH MAKES IT EASIER TO SWALLOW.
Dickwell Thrust said
@ Jolie
Your not going to throw up! Alot of women feel that way and I promise you will not throw up. Men should be talking to their women like I talk to mine about doing it.
creolechick said
Not true I threw up all over him. … alcohol was the true trigger but it can happen! !
WomenR2BRespected said
MO I just popped in to say that your staff HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS to even write such an article. How is this news? There must be a bunch of PIGS up in your offices.
I really would not be surprised if DT is a GHOST WRITER for this site because this is something his TASTELESS narrow-MINDED ass would compose.
I’m out!
JonaOFArc said
AMmm HOE you have an option on wether oR not u want to read the article!!! Stupid F@cK, If u clicked on the Article and read the whole thing obviously u Have No Class either.. Get a life and Take notes cause obviously u dont know how to suck a dick, cause UR most definately SINGLE and FAT and UGLY!!!
Dickwell Thrust said
WomenR2BRespected…..
Gotta love this ho. You really do. You have to love someone that can swing on my nuts like a Little Tyke playset and comment on this so-called “narrow-minded” Story.
Sweetheart, Im no Ghostwriter. If I wrote it it would have been more XXX rated than you can imagine. But thanks anyway for the compliment “Ho-tart” and ill keep you in my prayers!
beach chick said
I picked the wrong damn day to visit M.O. LOL LOL! WTF? is this…LMAO! I know good and well DT had something to do with this! LOL
Lai'Lani said
LMAO! @ dt
MO you guys be coming with the RAW stuff LOL. Love it though. Great guide but I don’t need it. I handle my own as I feel most women probably do. And plus every man is different, so not every man is going to enjoy the same kind of fellatio you know what I mean?
Swallowing is only right if you’re with someone you love. It’s not going to kill you nor does it taste all that bad. Oh and how much and well a woman DEEPTHROATS depends on how long and thick her man’s dick is. sorry. but great post, I like how yall switch it up and the article made me laugh.
Yasmine T. said
Lmbao!!!!! @ MO…..Hilarious!
LMAO @
5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.
6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy. Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!
7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.
8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing. It’s a TEAM game! They want some playing time also!
9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls. This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.
10. Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT! Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic. Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat. That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE! Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got! While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.
11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH! That is so trifling lol. Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.
Vanessa said
That swallowing bullsh*t is for the birds…
LIKEBUTTABABY said
I HEARD THAT NO SWALLOWING OVER HERE… MOST IMPORTANT PART IS GETTING THEM THERE. AN EXPLOSION IS AN EXPLOSION WHETHER YOUR SWALLOWING OR NOT!
ALLISWELL5 said
LOL @ the comments above!
Great article MO!!…I’m definetly going to place a copy of this on my girl’s pillow
tonight….Laminated and everything!!!…lol
One
Media Outrage said
LOL @ ALLISWELL5
Jolie said
@DT
I can’t promise I won’t throw up, but to be on the safe side I will buy some aloe and practice swallowing the get to see if I can get it down. You think that will help???
Yeah I Said It said
I aint swallowing shit…. He better be glad i am on point with curling his toes and exciting his d*ck with the toys in my mouth. As for the eating Pu**y do’s and don’ts coming soon. MO make it as soon as tomorrow,otherwise I will think all the women on your staff are gone for the week.
DT I believe you had something to do with this post,with your gutter mind
ucanb2 said
TMI for me
Dickwell Thrust said
Jolie…
Just practice by drinking some thick regular milk. Thats what It looks like anyway.
lowridaz said
what the hell is that telling me that i dont know, please, me and my love been together for 22 years, and still going at it strong in every way possible, why the hell would i need to read on anything, its natural for me, 22 years are not for nothing, thaz why mamma rocking the fat rock!
lowridaz said
trust me he swallowing the fruit juice just as well as me, thas a two way street. we got this , nothing that post up there can tell me about my husband or myself!
sunny said
what u feel after suck a dick
Frances said
What is the good position to licking my girl
cocksucker22 said
he swallows his cum too? i eat my cum all the time. pretty much every time unless she or he that im fucking wants it.
Ms.Behave said
@ Lowridaz … 22 years? … unless you guys are high school, shoot pre school sweet♥s…that pic doesn’t add up. :0
U scanned it from ur year book didn’t u? lol
lowridaz said
no sweeti I did not scan anything, i look young for my age, guess its a blessing that run in the family, my grandmom is 92 and still get around, cook 3 meals a day, do her own shopping, its all in the genes, and yes 22 years!
lowridaz said
by the way, im not ashamed of my age at all i am 39 and knocking 40 in the head. and loving it, and yes i look young for my age, people dont think im the age i am. its a blessing!
Smurfette said
@Jolie, the best thing to do is suck his d%$! Really good, tell him to tell u when he bout to cum. Then, right when he comes, keep a lil spit in yo mouth, stop sucking and keep your lips and mouth on the head. Be very still letting it shoot in your mouth, not down your throat. After he is done, hold your breath, and take a big gulp. Then remove your mouth from the d%$!. You won’t even taste it.
Maybe a lil aftertaste will linger but chase that wit soda, or other drink
Now this is how I’ve, ahem, heard u do it! Lol
DLong9 said
Hmmm….sounds like experience to me? but hey I am not mad at YOU! LOVE the afro!
Ms.Behave said
@lowridaz … **passes pressure pill* chill, 🙂
I always thought u were ‘youngin’ like me, my zoom feature doesn’t offer a high res pic of u so i just use my eyes. lol
Either way u look good, no shame in ‘knocking 40’, i like old people.lol
Congrats!! on 22 years of marriage, a long life and lasting marriage is definately a ‘blessing’.
Media Outrage said
Ms. Behave you are off the chain lol.
Smurfette You need to get in a prayer line right now LOL.
Marathon_Man said
MO first of all congrats on writing another masterpiece. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for this timeless tome.
Smurfette you bout to make a nigga take a leave of absence from work and hit 95 north going like 150 mph.
My latest conquest (White Jawn at work) is a PRO! Man I’ve shot so much sperm down her throat that I still wanted her to take a pregnancy test.
Smurfette said
@MO, I was just passin along info I have heard from my girlfriends! I don’t do stuff like this! Lol
Smurfette said
@MM, don’t play! U know once u cross the GW u only 50 minutes away! That’s if u drive like I do!! Lol
Marathon_Man said
Oh word? So wait you live in Conneticut or NY?
Marathon_Man said
*Punching state coordinates into GPS system and buying the 150 pack of Magnums from Sams while typing*
Smurfette said
Im in Connecticut all day! And you a hell of a multitasker if u punchin in the coordinates and swipin yo card for them Magnums! Lol
*Glad he aint say regular Trojans!! Whew!
Jolie said
@DT Great advice, I would have never thought of regular thick milk.
@Smurfette
Thanks for the advice,
I’m a good girl myself, I won’t do stuff like that either just curious on how it’s done.
Ms.Behave said
@ MO… Yeah smurfette is so whats the word u used (((scrolls up)), yeah ‘trifling’ to not swallow. 🙂
I wish a mofo’ would try and put his peen in my mouth, i would ‘cut it off’ faster than Lorena Bobbitt and throw that shit out the window.
P#ssy: “Ms. Behave, do u eat?”
Ms.Behave: ” Yes mofo’,but not meat or ur stink dick, cause i’m vegetarian”. ((b#tch slap))
P#ssy (rubbing jaw): do u swallow?
Ms.Behave: “sure, i do”. (grabs dick,smell [it has to pass smell test], puts in mouth, caress with lips, smother with saliva, F#ck even DEEP-THROAT that shit, bite on tip [mofo screams] *don’t give a fuck* ,MMM tasty, start chewing, MM dick is very delicious, SWALLOW, chew until mofo has ‘nothing’ like a white guy. I guess i can say with a resounding YES!! that i do EAT under the sheet.
I do like to run a MARATHAN on a DICKWELL THRUST, but if a mofo puts his dick anywhere near my mouth, it will despair faster than 10 burgers infront of Aretha Franklin or Naomi Campbell’s Hairline.
Smurfette said
@Jolie, yea I no u a good girl! *wink
I was just tellin u what I HEARD!
@Missbehave, on some Jeffrey Dahmer ish!! Lol
Dickwell Thrust said
Ms Behave….
..You wont need to smell it..
…Cause when I Jackhammer you like a NY Construction worker you’re sense of smell will be completely destroyed along with your Spinal Cavity!
vjbstelo said
This woman is TRASH no other words for it evidently she wasnt doing something right didnt Bill M leave her ass.Any skilled black lady shouldve hooked him like deep sea fishing dont listen to her bullshit just trying to sale books.
Media Outrage said
Lol @ dt
Smurfette said
Vjbstelo, huh?
Ms.Behave said
@ DT, thats why i smell before. lol…unless, u start f#cking in sleep, then i won’t have a choice or chance ROFL!!
Hey–while F#cking, “you can do whatever u like”. In case u don’t remember I’m a SADIST, so pain is PLEASURE to me.
DLong9 said
@ Ms Behave: WOW! “I’m a SADIST, so pain is PLEASURE to me.” very interesting
Ms.Behave said
@Smurfette … REPOST —> Vjbstelo, huh? LMAO!!!
Either he has shit he wants to vent about, this MOFO is CRAZY. LOL …Or maybe he just put it in wrong post.
@ MO please delete post and save ‘Vjbstelo’ the embarrasement. ROFFLMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Smurfette said
Evidently Vjbstelo talkin bout Karrine Steffens, but im still confused!
Can I get a hint, a clue, a lifeline? As to what post u was meanin to put yo comment in?
Marathon_Man said
Lmao!! Yea Smurfe she came in on the post probably thinking she was on another site! LMBAO!
But Smurf back to our business….
Magnums and only magnums for me.
Marathon_Man said
Oh and Smurfette you lookin’ like you’re holdin’ them DD’s lol. That’s what Im talking bout!
I’d tear your pretty ass up like an eviction notice.
Ms.Behave said
ANYONE can wear a MAGNUM, but ONLY a FEW FIT IT…True word!
Smurfette said
@MM, must BE wrong website! Lol
But yea, back to the Magnums, I love em! If a dude cant fill up a magnum, he can’t fill up my………………… well u get it! Lol
Smurfette said
Eviction notice, huh? Lmao!
Marathon_Man said
Yea I’d beat that thang up like an adolescent gang initiation.
Oh i fill out the mags now. Been filling them out for years. Nothing but gold wrappers for me.
Marathon_Man said
She came up in here brolic lol telling the superhead story without reading the article. It’s cool Im sure we have all done that.
Dickwell Thrust said
I stop wearing mags because im in a relationship and they break to easy.
I like the Hefty cinch sacks or the whole role of Glad plastic wraps when I was out there….WORKS SPLENDIDLY!
Smurfette said
Damn, just damn! Okay I gotta go handle some business! Be back later! Lol
Marathon_Man said
Dont handle none of that other business till a nigga get up to CN lol
Marathon_Man said
Oops meant CT lol
Ms.Behave said
@ DT… “I stop wearing mags because im in a relationship and they break to easy”… AWW!! isn’t that cute, cute enough to F3CK. lol
Smurfette said
Oh, not THAT type of business! Im goin to wait for you to get here fore I do all that!! Lol
MissTX85 said
Damn ya’ll is nasty! LOL!! j/k
But I can see this gon’ turn out like that other post!
MO, I think ya’ll some undercover freaks looking for more ideas to had to you already freaky arsenal! LMAO!!
So um Smurf, that’s how you HEARD it was done?! Hmm…okay! **giving yo ass the side eye** LOL!
Smurfette said
@MissTX See, u givin me the side eye cuz u thought I left! I aint leave yet, nucca! Lol I see yo ass!
Okay, im gone for real! Check yall later!
*still thinkin bout MM and that eviction notice
MissTX85 said
Magnums?! Hefty sacks?! Whole rolls of Glad plastic wrap?!
Damn! Ya’ll ain’t playing!
Ms.Behave said
DT, u not wearing none also explain why u are ‘expecting ur second boy” lol.
quiet_gurl85 said
All tips I already know. But nearly choking from his dick, it’s not as fun or easy as you think guys.
But to the women PLEASE SWALLOW. It really isn’t as bad as you think. I wouldn’t want to finish it any other way.
**calling my man over now**
Lio said
THAT ‘S RIGHT ..SWALLOW THAT SHIT…!! AND FELLAS YOU HAVE TO LICK THAT PUSSY TOO…
Smurfette said
Damn Lio! Where u stay!?
*packin my bags
MoneAlicia said
DT, u wrote this didn’t u????
I’m glad to hear that I’m doing what I’m supposed to, but then again, he already told me….
I’m hoping the man’s guide to oral sex for women will be written by a WOMAN. If not, I’d like to volunteer. 🙂
DLong9 said
@ MoneAlicia, your man is blessed to have you. I’m very interested in reading the “man’s guide to oral sex for women, written by a WOMAN.” I’m guessing it will be a page turner and probably very HARD to put down!
Media Outrage said
Lol @ MoneAlicia
DT had nothing to do with this article. It was a staff thing. Our gift to you lol.
Marathon_Man said
Nah MO please let MoneAlicia write it with her FLY ASS! LOL
Im interested to see if she’ll be able to expound on anything that I already DONT DO OR KNOW.
Marathon_Man said
Oh and Smurfette i really do be tearin’ shit up LOL.
Marathon_Mania ain’t just a Username! lol
That’s like my government out in these streets with these chicks.
Im talking 2 straight hours of hard dick fucking with no sign of me bustin a nut in sight! lol They be beggin for me to just bust but nah I likes to beat it up like a first round Tyson fight
Tia said
LMAO @ ALL THE COMMENTS!! ^^
Yea MO you need to do a guide on licking the…ahem* (excuse my french) PUSSY! Im tryin to bust a nut too!! lol
Yeah I Said It said
MO this is not a gift,a gift will be when you drop the info for men. Women are always game. Men can come up short. If I want my ovaries sucked out I would have a hysterectomy…. So please hurry up with that guide. While you at it write one on How to slow stroke a woman and sensuous foreplay.
MoneAlicia said
MM u’d be surprised. Alot of men THINK they know what they’re doing. I might teach u a thing or too.
lio said
LOL @ Smurfette, damn straight I go down too, I love it. If it’s clean I’LL EAT IT..it’s a 2 way street fellas …
lio said
MAN’S GUIDE TO ORAL SEX FOR WOMEN
1. GENTLY PULL UP HER PANTIES SO SHE CAN HAVE A CAMEL TOE, AND SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER PANTIES
2. START CARESSING HER PUSSY LIPS WITH YOUR FINGERS
3. MAKE SPREAD HER LEGS, AND START LICKING HER THIGHS, A GOOD SPOT IS BEING THE KNEES
4. PUT YOUR FINGER BETWEEN HER PUSSY LIPS, AND SLOWLY GO UP AND DOWN ( NO PENETRATION), SHE’LL START TO BE WET ..EHEHEH
5. START LICKING HER PUSSY LIPS COUNTER CLOCKWISE, AND WITH YOUR THUMB GENTLY RUB HER CLIT
6. ONCE SHE NICE AND WET , PENETRATE HER WITH ONE OR TWO FINGERS (NO FISTING)IN AND OUT, AND RUB HER CLIT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION WITH THE TIP OF YOU TONGUE
*** AT ONE POINT YOU GONNA STAR HAVING CRAMPS IN YOUR HANDS, SO JUST SWITCH
7. CONTINUE WITH #6 INSTRUCTION UNTIL SHE CUMS. ONCE DONE, SHE’LL BE VERY SENSIBLE AROUND THAT AREA, SO LEAVE THE CLIT ALONE. INSTEAD GIVE HER ONE LAST LICK IN THE AREA BETWEEN HER PUSSY AND HER THIGH, THEY LOVE IT..
THERE YOU GO, YES, I’M A FREAK…..COMMENTS ARE VERY WELCOME..AHAHAH LOL
Kanyade said
that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.
This entire thread is pure comedy. The visual I got with this…Lord! 😆
Smurfette said
@MM damn two hours!? I get tired after an hour!! Lmao! Don’t know it I can hang but I try!
@Lio, I see yo instructions up there! Is that how u do it? Cuz if it is, im goin to put this already packed bag in the car!! Next stop Lio’s! Unless I see MM on the way! Lmao!!!!
lio said
LOL !
Dickwell Thrust said
Listen, i cant wait until MO drops it for men
Marathon_Man said
ITs not 2 hours all the time but can make it last if i need to.
Ms. E said
OMG…my mouth is opened wide I can’t believe MO placed this on here!!!
These are very excellent tips…let me find out MO has got some freaks up there writing stuff..LOL!!!
Ms. E said
@ Smurfette – I use to mess with this dude that would go for like 6 hours..boy was I tired!!! I couldn’t feel my legs for a week!!
Ms. E said
@ MM – LOL, you should call me!! Two hours is fine with me..but we’d have to eat and take a nap then go two more hours!!
Marathon_Man said
Ms. E you’re so pretty that I’d give you the LONG DONG STROKE till you looked like a Whoopi Goldberg BODY DOUBLE!
Marathon_Man said
Oh and the white woman I work with is draining all my skeet from me! after last night I don’t even think my two little round fellas are even able to manufacture any more soldiers! She drank about a gallon of nut! And then got up and fixed me some hamburgers. I tappped that ass like a Sammy Davis Jr concert. Must admit this shit is good! She built like a sista from the motherland, every time I fuck her i sware I hear congo drums
Media Outrage said
Lmao! @ MM “I tappped that ass like a Sammy Davis Jr concert. Must admit this shit is good! She built like a sista from the motherland, every time I fuck her i sware I hear congo drums”
LOL
Lacy said
I can not put un-edible things in my mouth ..I just can’t
quiet_gurl85 said
@Lacy … have fun being single for the rest of your life then. And pass the good lookin brothas wit a dick that can make me speak in tongue this way.
Dickwell Thrust said
I’ll have you speaking in so many tounge’s you will be able to speak 30 languages Quiet_gurl85
cutiewitbigbooty said
MO this article is PURE COMEDY LOL.
You’re not telling me anything I don’t know. Enjoyed the laugh
though. Gagging on a nice thick long dick is the only way to
do it. Why spit it out? For what?
Dickwell Thrust said
Cutie, you make me want to come home soooo bad!!!
cutiewitbigbooty said
Oh yea you’re from Jersey right? DT I would have you abandoning
all of your morals and ethics lol trying to keep up with me.
A pretty face, nice shape, flat-stomach, an ass you could set
a glass of wine on, and probably the best p*ssy you’ve ever
had in your life is a recipe for you being WHIPPED.
quiet_gurl85 said
@DT uuuuhhhh huuuuuuh. I’m startin to think you’re all talk. Lol kidding of course 😉
Dickwell Thrust said
Cutie..
You couldnt whip me even if you had a fork and I was standing in a bowl!!!
I’ll knock that thick ass into a Nicole Richie’s thong! People will think you are Michelle from Destiny’s Child
cutiewitbigbooty said
DT you’re funny lol. Men do a lot of talking and then get in between those sheets and start purring like newborn kittens.
Dickwell Thrust said
I’ll purr alright….
Like Lion-O from the Thundercats and my shit grows like the sword of Omens! All you’ll see is my eyes turn green and a big ass cat signal cumming out yo ass!
cutiewitbigbooty said
LMAO!
Lacy said
@quiet_gurl85…just let me know how it feels to have HERPES on your tongue when your done..
DLong9 said
@Lacy, “quiet_gurl85…just let me know how it feels to have HERPES on your tongue when your done..” OOOooooooooo…..okay. OOOOOOooooo…you so wrong for that one!
Makaelah said
I was all in until yall starting talking that swallowing bulls*it…NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
quiet_gurl85 said
@Lacy…sweetie pie u can catch herpes other ways then suckin on a dick. And you let me know how it feels to be alone lol
Nikki said
Yea!!!!! It told sum off tha basic… but dats sumthin I already knew. But u also gotta suck tha tip of tha mans penis go reallll slowww n gently. N pay attention 2 movements he do whn u r suckin his dick cuz dat mite b his spot. So dat way u can already kno….
MarlaPrimp said
MsBehave,
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SAYING, OR TRYING TO SAVE. Some bitch comes toward me talking like that and I’m certainly going to call a preiest or an exorcist.
Ms.Behave said
@MarlaPrimp → Hahahah.
In short, if u put the dick in my mouth prepare for it to be ‘swallowed’, and i’m not talking about protein shake, the entire thing.
But i will take the priest and exorcist though, u never know when i will need a ‘healing’. lol
Surah said
LOL omg dat was the funniest truest thing I eva read LOL>
itsurboi said
I wish i had caught this while it was fresh…. Unhappy women (in relationships) aren’t polishing dome working the shaft or downing the gravy Cuz men take care of their loves that do. If you happy and you dont do any of that you might wanna check the call logs
mAc said
ima beat my dick right in my gurl’s face tonight while reading this article!
brynnrock said
Yeah , I feel ya Mac I can take it in the face but not down the throat, fuck that!!! It ain’t happin…..My man is truly satisfied and I know how to suck a mean cock and don’t swallow now WHAT curls toes and sheets held on to for dear life it feels so good, but why swallow the goods? THat is a nasty fuckin hoe plain and simple.
yasmin said
thank you soooooo much beautiful article and really helpfull
pattie said
ALL YOU BITCHES ARE SICK….
brynnrock said
Pattie shut the fuck up and go suck a dick!
rama hammo said
I love sucking , but my husband dont let me making anything, i dont know what a my doing , i love suckng
rama hammo said
any one need sucking????? i need more , fuck of my husband
tyler said
suck my dick
jason said
dam i realy want to deepthroat a hard one now
jason said
How about a hard one up your ass?
2girls said
OMG!!!! this is amazing!!!!!! like totaly!!! i didnt know that there was any one out there stupid enough to not know how to suck dick. grab it and shove it in your mouth!!!! EASY!!! no steps needed.
Bennimalu said
this article is going directly to me missus’s mailbox! I wonder what ghandi looks like, i can’t wait to pay him a visit!
sateria bruton said
ok guy,s> i was really bored right now,but after surfing the web and running across this<this has made my day just the thought that some one actually took the time tell people the right way how to suck dick,THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT.
zexy said
Girlz,
try it if he drinks pineapple juice before give him 16oz it will be delightful….TRUST you will be sucking for days for that Squirt…..
P.s. The instructions are to the point
….Peace Aim to please your man with a KISS after
A 44 year old Mom
piqueandrisque said
You hit the nail on the head! I love pineapple juice!! My FWB is always cumming back for more of my sweet taste!!!
zexyB said
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND HE WILL BE YOURS
THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU ADORE ABOUT YOUR MATE WHILE DOING THE DO. YOU WILL GET THE KEYS TO THE CRIB AND THE WALLET I DID TAKE IT FROM A OLD PRO.. OH AND I OWN MY OWN 745 AND HOME
FOREVER NASTY
michelle said
Very interesting don’t see nothing with giving your man some head but the swallowing thing I don’t know lol that the next step
Wow ! said
Great article MO! It’s on point because I luv gettin head..
@ Michelle Maybe u can ease ur way into it.. allow ur man to cum on ur face, near ur mouth and taste it to see if u can tolerate it.. However, the article mentions not swallowing ur man’s cum when he’s about 2 explode could be a turn off.. If a dame doesn’t want to swallow my cum, then let me “splash” it on ur face.. I’m willing to work with you!
Sparkle-licious said
Condense this list and tape it to his “under ass” for a handy reference sheet!!
bosslady23 said
i do all those things above. but why can’t i make my man cum on my own with out him helping me by jerking off? someone help me please lolz
pontypool1 said
I love the feeling of a mans “load” hitting the back of my throat. He’s at the highest moment during ejaculation, and yet he’s at his most vunerable…. He’s trusting you not to bite, and yet to appreciate his “manhood”, likewise when a man performs cunnilingus, you are trusting him…. Both women and men have “sacred love parts and juices”…
Due to the natural reproductive cycle, a man has to wear a condom.. It doesn’t “feel” natural, it’s like taking a shower in a rain coat…. it would be good to hear about how ladies feel about making love with/to a man with a condom on….
John said
i suck my dad, i love to do that, very nice. : )
jason said
You blow your Dad? You’ve got to be kidding!
DLong9 said
WHOA! I’m speechless from that comment too! Now back to you Jason in the studio, where are we going with this information?
TAKE OFF said
I JUST HAD MY CHICC READ THIS, THANK U FOR BACCING UP WHAT I BEEN TELLIN HER
Darrell Merritt said
Oh shit this is the most real post about this topic ive ever read hahaha and yea I dont think theres a better way to explain it…..i just wish my fiance would realize this shit too. :-C
Gene said
need to forget about a finance marriage ruins a quality sensual relationship!!!
been there,done that, 3 times unfortunately!!!!
Chris said
Got to swallow that’s the only way it’s complete
lisa said
I never get tired of swallowing my husband’s sperm, is the best thing ever, I could do it every day if I had my way!!!! lol
Dickwell Thrust said
We need more women like Lisa in the world!
dicklove said
i tried it it tates good to now i do it with him every night
Queen B said
This article speaks nothing but the truth, i love to please my man in every way possible…thanks guys u gave me a good laugh
tasha said
men dats crazy
jen said
Someone stated that black females are timid when it comes to swallowing?????? Who are you dating????
I’m a black female who enjoys swallowing. I’ve been with my man 23 years. Swallowing for me is a part of my beauty regimen (hehehe)…My man loves it too!!!!!Better than those nasty store bought vitamins anyway. For me, foreplay without swallowing is like sex without an orgasm.
sarai said
I have been swallowing my man’s vitamins since that actually turns me on. It’s 10 years going 11. Heck I love the taste. Don’t get it mixed up…Not every black female is timmid. He get’s it 2 times a day…he has no choice on this one. He loves it.
Redbone619 said
A rare miracle whether in person or on film. No disrespect, “just the facts ma’am,” if Terran humanoid biped females of whatever stripe were less unwilling and better at deepthroating/swallowing I wouldn’t have had so many wedding-banded hands & other “ladies’ men” holding my head down over shooting dicks in my oral-expert career. All y’all on here who don’t eat meat like mice, more [dick] power to you!
Redbone619 said
Oh yeah, the entire, um, piece was sound if horribly misspelled advice – “Orek/vaccum” and worst of all “Ghandi,” which as Julie Andrews said “happens frequently” & must have the Mahatma gagging in his crypt – and featuring that horrible word “cock” which where I come from is slang for what girls got where DICKS go. But the real key to a suckcessful & enjoyable sexual encounter involving is an evidently radical idea called consideration – that is, giving some attention to your partner’s wants/needs & not just taking your own pleasure and leaving them, er, hanging. For a guy to get a hardon & Insert Here into any of the available bodily orifices until he peaks is no great matter – that’s the way the machinery works. The real measure of a man in the sex department, and not just with a pocket ruler, is his skill in lighting his partner’s fire, “by whatever means,” so that a better time is had by all – each & every time.
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31 y.o. man said
My wife swallow my sperm everytime when i finish in her mouth. I love it!
I fuck her too with my tongue from time to time..
shauntinece said
i do that all the tyme dont need a guide fir that……
not sayin said
wow feels nice nuff said
scarz said
wooooooow!!!!!!!
i did’nt know girls are this horny as boys!!!!
damn!!!!!!
if only horny girls were in my school!!!!!
WildWolf said
xD but i have a boy and he respects that there are some thing i will never do 1 deep throat and 2 i even said this to him “u ever grab my head again i will bite ur fucking dick off!” because it makes me feel like a slut and below him like im worthless then him so NO
UneedJ-s-s said
A woman’s vagina is for semen. Leave the swallowing for homosexuals.
jason said
your mouth is for sucking dicks -now get to sucking, you cocksucker!
Sham said
Guys, this is really a good piece of advice.
Hey, all said was well said. There are those who love it and yet those who simply hate it and hey to tell you the truth, not everyone knows to do it the right way so yeah some help is needed, I need some advice. Lol, i choked not once but twice, that not only pissed him off but i felt like a dum ass fool. Trust me, its not being a called a slut but its being able to satisfy your man and wanting him to only get that pleasure from you.
I know and understand all that, but I fail to do that, may be i am not doing the right way.
ARIE said
Great article…not that i needed it cuz i think i do a pretty good job as it is but eh that’s not up for me to decide now is it….
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Make Him See Ghandi!!! Media Outrage”?
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Kandis said
Just make him eat a lot of fruit, the cum will taste better. It will be sweeter. It’s not that bad ladies, give it a try
Noluvuyo said
I lyk 2 suck my man bt one thing I don’t lyk with my man dnt lyk 20suck my pussy I dnt knw he love me or wat
jason said
learn to spell, then learn to suck a man’s dick.
Sam said
I have tried sucking my guy off. But when i get him in my mouth i just feel sick, and back off. He doesn’t say anything, but i know it fustrates him. I am afraid he will go elsewhere. How can i go all the way with suckng him. All i can do instead is masturbate him to satisfy him.
stacy said
@ Sam. Take a shower with him first that way you can see for your self that his penis is clean. And u can wash it for him. And u could also get some flavored lube, are suck his dick with a popsicle are ice…try it
Anthony G said
pls im 22 years of age and my girlfriend is 29, my first time of fucking her was dat she raped me and at the process she began 2 cry and feel orgasm bt my problem is dat each time im fucking her she always cries and tells me harder wat should i do
stacy said
Love this thread. It gives alot of insight. I love sucking. My mans dick and seeing the look on his face when I’m doin it makess me wanna do it even more just because. I can see how much he likes it i give myself a 9 1/2 I do everything but when it comes to swollowing I cant make it go down and if he nuts in my throat I start throwing the fuck up he says ima 10 though
stacy said
And fyi pineapple juice doesnt work laddies please do not believe that. And if u cant swallow suck it out, caught it in ur mouth . Have a wet towel ready act like ur washing urface off and spit. That shit in there are just run to the bathroom
Richard Murphey Elia said
Well when you’re ready to explain the art of licking a pussy correctly please allow me to tell a few things I’ve learned in my 53yrs of LIFE….Just to lay out the number one main thing before you start make sure she has a shaved bald one but no more then a landing strip 🙂 the 70’s and 80’s are for sure orally not the same.
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cara s-n said
I really hate when ppl(woman) say every man NEEDS/WANTS a blow job, though I’ve had many most of the time it didn’t even give me a erection and in 45yrs only had ONE that ended in ejaculation. On the other hand eating pussy and seeing my partner begging me to stop thrashing about and demanding I get inside her hell ive even busted a nut eating pussy. Please stop lumping us all in 1 pile
sjsmsms said
this feels good sucking his dick
Dee said
My man needs lessons quick! Let me know when the how to eat pussy guide comes in!!!!
Dee said
Pussy should be eaten slowly and gently massaged with your fingers and tongue until the woman starts moaning deeply. As soon as she starts to moan you have to feel her clit, massage it, lick it softly then swallow it as soon as her thighs start to shake. Tenderly suckj that clit, take it deeply into your mouth and let her feel your tongue slipping inside her as you move your mouth over her hard clit and back down over her wet lips. Take your time, lick her inner thighs as you move your face freely between her legs, gently bite the inside of her thighs close to her pussy as your fingers explore her clit and the folds of her juicy lips. Don’t wait for her to tell you to suck her, run your lips over her flesh and slip your tongue inside her, pull out and move up to her clit, which should by now be super hard. Work it, deeply swallow, bite, suck, and lick it for her. Let her feel your tongue and lips adoring her as you slowly press your thumb up against her asshole, she’ll start moaning louder and pressing her fingernails into your neck as she pulls your mouth into her pussy. Thumb her butt and flick your tongue in n out of her swollen pussy, lick her juices and let her mind explode. Do not stop fingering her ass while you suck her! Engulf her clit with your lips, start licking it deeply, swallow her clit, suck it, make your lips vibrate over it as she begins to squirm on your face. Send your thumb deeply inside her asshole as soon as your mouth starts to bring her closer to orgasm, reach up with your other hand and squeeze her nipples as she begins to let herself go. I’ll be here for any questions!! Plenty more I can say!
DLong9 said
@Dee, you got more information than this full college essay? Okay
Alan John said
Thanks for your sharing your expertise. I love reading it. Please share some more….
Hard said
Pussy should be eaten slowly and gently massaged with your fingers and tongue until the woman starts moaning deeply. As soon as she starts to moan you have to feel her clit, massage it, lick it softly then swallow it as soon as her thighs start to shake. Tenderly suckj that clit, take it deeply into your mouth and let her feel your tongue slipping inside her as you move your mouth over her hard clit and back down over her wet lips. Take your time, lick her inner thighs as you move your face freely between her legs, gently bite the inside of her thighs close to her pussy as your fingers explore her clit and the folds of her juicy lips. Don’t wait for her to tell you to suck her, run your lips over her flesh and slip your tongue inside her, pull out and move up to her clit, which should by now be super hard. Work it, deeply swallow, bite, suck, and lick it for her. Let her feel your tongue and lips adoring her as you slowly press your thumb up against her asshole, she’ll start moaning louder and pressing her fingernails into your neck as she pulls your mouth into her pussy. Thumb her butt and flick your tongue in n out of her swollen pussy, lick her juices and let her mind explode. Do not stop fingering her ass while you suck her! Engulf her clit with your lips, start licking it deeply, swallow her clit, suck it, make your lips vibrate over it as she begins to squirm on your face. Send your thumb deeply inside her asshole as soon as your mouth starts to bring her closer to orgasm, reach up with your other hand and squeeze her nipples as she begins to let herself go. I’ll be here for any questions!! Plenty more I can say!
nkhalamakhetha said
will i not get STIs from sucking his dick.
desires2lick said
Pussy eating is an acquired taste and you have to have the love of just doing it. With out the love of just doing it he might as well rub peanut butter around it and have a dog do it for the love of peanut butter at least. So that’s the “guide” you either love it or hate it but if you both have to do it because she wants it..i bet only one the females will not have had a good time and the other one, hours later still she’s smiling. I love doing it and have for many years goes with those same years of experience. I love doing it so much that almost ever online user names I use is the same “Desires2Lick” that should say how I love doing it….doesn’t it?
DLong9 said
WTH?
Cristena Bowie said
I have a boyfriend. But I cant see him because of my paronts. I mite be a lettle under age for sex, but they cant stop me. I lost my virgenity 2 days ago. To my boyfriend. But no one knows, but u people dont know me, so u wont tell.
Bitch, Please said
what was the fucking point of telling us, then?!
wendy said
Its theraputic, dick!
DLong9 said
LOL!! @ Wendy’s “Its theraputic, dick!”
Daija said
I’m soooo trying that on my boyfriend the next time I see him. ❤
jason said
Stick your finger up his ass while you blow him
luna said
i want a guy to lick my pussy
desires2lick said
Depends on where you are and how you look as and if you pass those then it’s how you taste and how uninhibited you are. Are you in SoCal for starters?
desires2lick said
Well no reply to my reply I guess you were just saying you want your pussy licked but didn’t really mean it.
kit said
an girl eats pussy better
DLong9 said
OOOOOOOOooooo….what Kit really saying tho?!
Tina said
I tried this for my boyfriend but he is afraid that I will cut his tool, what can I do now
serenity said
But how do you deep throat?
cole said
well I’ve never had sex all My life not to talk more of a blow job…wish i could have someone good n experienced that can break me +2347013868231
kikki said
Who wrote this- a man or a woman, I can’t tell. Anyway, here’s a message to the men: You swallow your nasty cum first. Then, we’ll talk.
jason said
Cole, Kikki will gladly give you a blowjob and swallow your cum.
DLong9 said
Hhahahaha…..LOL!
David C. Kurland said
Why do niggers talk so stupid with their
Own language? Every one likes a blowjob. In ENGLISH please.
piqueandrisque said
You hit the nail on the head! I love pineapple juice!! My FWB is always cumming back for more of my sweet taste!!!
piqueandrisque said
You’re a shit bag!! Come get some of this!!! I promise, you will be in a body bag!!!
Bukola Okogbe said
Very helpful .
dee.dee said
wow so how do u ask someone who want it but afraid.i can c he want me two but the longer it takes him make me wanting to suck his dick even more it like i can dame near teast he nut.and yes i will deep throat his dick just so he no he can always count on that dick suck….
Richard Murphey Elia said
Wish I had someone around like you that I could reply on.
Dani said
I love how my wife sucks my d*
DEEP said
any of dis girl present please suck my dick. its completly became uncontrolled. suck it pls as u can.
sugar said
great advice and very helpful
mswoods said
I suck and deep throat my man all the time I do it all whatever my KING wants and in been with my husband for 17 years 3 beautiful kids and one or maybe even two on the way sex is all he thinks about and ladys I can really tell you he NEVER cheated on me cause he gives me his work time sheet and if he is not at work he is with me i PROMISE you ladies please your man in anyway well atleast the man you love now if u have a composive cheater sorry theirs nothing u can do for them no matter what they are just dogs but a REAL MAN ain’t going NOWHERE and want CHEAT I PROMISE hope this help ladies
kit said
i will suck a dick and yes i will swallow but plzz ladies and some times men plzz check that dick give it an exam make a check list of some sort mines is pretty much let it 1 be a dick 2 be a clean dick this includes any herpes any thing like that and that pretty much satisfies meh no more to say but open wide if needed to cause its some lil dick niggas out der [this is for lil dick niggas] :ο [for big dick niggas] :○ hehehehehehe 🙂
kit said
my birth control game strong you can ask my kids oh wait a minute i aint got no kids CAUSE MY BIRTH CONTROL GAME STRONG 😀
Barry said
Two things I’d like to add with number one being of the utmost importance.
1) do it with enthusiasm, like there is nothing better in the whole world you’d rather be doing. I’d rather masturbate Than having a woman doing it just to go through the motions!!!
2) you actually don’t have to swallow as long as you wait for him to finish cumming before you take it out of your mouth…though swallowing is definitely preferable.
Karesa said
I enjoy reading this it is a helpful tip on how to suck a man dick. This is the first time I have suck my baby daddy penis. I didnt knw how and how to do it the right way. Now, I need to knw how to keep his dick hard during intercourse.
Richard Murphey Elia said
Well he can try eat oysters before sex and if that don’t work then vigara.
Shermelia valentines said
Wow I didn’t learn nothing new lol
nikki said
OK….. I do this. I’ve done thus. Ive been told I’m great, the new guy says its like I’m a robot…. The first time I’ve ever been told this… What do I do?!!
fucker the first said
v.v.v.nice im a gay and i tried all thes now as im writing im cumming!!!full wet with cum
zoey Vendega said
wow I do that to my husband
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sairam said
I bet no one ever bothered to enlighten you but the spelling of gandhi “G_A_N_D_H_I” not GHANDI
Tylar said
I can practice on my daddy now
I love sucking a man'penis said
I have sucked a lot of dicks but the pouched blue head is my favorite. Swallowing a mans cum is super
DLong9 said
@I Love Sucking A Man’penis, sounds like you’re a super sucker!
nokuthula said
I like to suck ma man but I dont know wher when to start
DLong9 said
@Nokthula, just put it in your mouth and allow the passion to lead the way.
Pretty girl said
This helped me very much because i already did it in its goin to heaven try it girls or men
manoj said
Super
December said
Just one stupid little question. Is it alright to use some tools? Say like flavored lube, or maybe edible lotion? I just dint know how guys feel about it…
DLong9 said
It is more than okay to introduce tools or flavored lube and edible lotion to oral foreplay. Enjoy!
bebby said
i hate to take his ejaculated sperm in my mouth. i want to avoid it
heman prasad said
i really wnt my wife to suck it yaaaa!
Shon newton said
I me a guy I going give me a bowjobs this Sunday I can’t want swollow cum his cock soon
Thelma Mccrea said
Love it
christina said
Thank you so much. Really helpful
shanesha said
OK well for me I’m tryna learn for my man but even me learning doesn’t make him happy but at least I’m few of the females that want to learn how to suck it right….. I’ve never swallowed before but I am willing to try for my man…. Now dose that make me a bad person??
DLong9 said
@Shanesha, as long as you willing to learn it does not make you bad at all. Practice makes perfection and then pleasure!
args.eltorojnr said
Any one can suck my cock????
DLong9 said
WHOA! anyone?
softlips said
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My boyfriend hates when I gag and never forces my head down. He says it feels wrong to do that to someone. Also, he’s not into deepthroating because apparently there’s not much sensation past the tip.
So not only is the author an arrogant jerk, but he generalises as well.
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Sarah said
I tried this on my boyfriend he was so amazed then he started kissing me and sucking my boobs. Later I sucked his dick again he was slightly pushing and pulling my head back and fourth and it felt so good.
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jovanna said
See I do all of this to boyfriend except swallowing his cum…. Idk why I just can not get it down ! I will throw up and everything will go to hell lol I wish I could I tried a few times but I just cant . I’ll have to drink a few bottles of wine before I swallow the sticky stuff
Ryn said
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The first time we did it i could not stop letting out sperm
Savannah said
I like sucking but my man dick always wet I did that but i didn’t enjoy at all vomiting all the way wen I put in my mouth n I’m desparade of doing it
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Sussan vijayan said
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Awoomarita said
Everyone be like ‘I can’t swallow’ and some be like ‘I can swallow’. What’s the big deal?.
His cum is a damn nutrient, so I heard.
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Nailah Hartman said
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carolyn mutuku said
I have used this tips on my bf and he seemed to be enjoying
Shevellfrancis said
I hope this works for me.
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Faye said
No hands. Mouth only. You jerk. You suck.
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Asiarozzell said
I agree that Oral sex is extremely important to both men and women. I for one don’t believe in sex without oral being involved. I won’t allow a man to penetrate me if he doesn’t like it. Seriously it’s totally wrong for a man to ever put it in her without giving her some oral pressure especially if she did it for you. It’s a respect thing. 60 to 80 percent of the time your not going to make her Cum. And 90 percent of women can’t come to orgasim by penetrate alone.
piqueandrisque said
I have gotten the majority of my partners off with oral in under 5 minutes. I love oral!!😉😉 I only had two of them not cum from penetration. I can usually hit the G spot triggering an orgasm.
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karahisar said
im so bored! sitting with my 30 cm! who wants some?
Kwanele said
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Marie said
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piqueandrisque said
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Tracy said
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Fajar Atif said
Hahahaha superb
Really all the tips is too Much fun for me for my husband
I am laughing too much after reading this
That girl said
I already do all this. But he still says that I don’t eat him? What does he really want from me? What more to do. 😰
Scott said
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Michelle King said
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Kelsey Smith said
I want to. Suck on my brothers Dick. How. Do. I do. That
Obodo said
This is fucking interesting. My girl suck my dick with teeth. She allows her teeth brushing my dick causing some turn off, sharp pains and discomfort.
Sam said
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Joan Sanders said
Um well sometimes depending on the mans date there cum can taste bitter as hell to the point it make you throw up ive had that happen but swallowed it any way kinda made me sick
Shemiah Johnson said
I love it…i love it…real an to the point…thanks
Evie said
WHAt do I do if he cums in my mouth like do I swallow or spit it onto his d*cl and wank him off ? 😳
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