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Allen Payne, Jill Marie Jones Her DSL’s & Malik From The Game

Posted by Media Outrage on August 17, 2009

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Allen Payne, Hosea Chanchez (Malik From The Game) and Jill Marie Jones who has to have some of the most amazing DSL’s (D**k S*Cking Lips)  an unemployed actress has ever possessed hit up the 3D Celebrity Summer Pool Party in LA at the Custom Hotel this weekend.  Clifton Powell, Toccara and a few other people you wouldn’t know even if they had their own Reality TV shows, were at the event.  Ladies, who could get it between, Allen Payne and Hosea Chanchez?  More imagery when you

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11 Responses to “Allen Payne, Jill Marie Jones Her DSL’s & Malik From The Game”

  1. MissTX85 said

    Neither! Both those ugly mothafuckas exude fruitiness!

    • Snoflakis said

      People are quick to assume, think before you type and look in the mirror before you judge because you are not an attractive woman…you are homely and you have are those french braids and really do you think either of those guys would want you. Really ???…hell Ray Charles wouldn’t of touched you because one feel of ya fat ass wrist and it would be over…lol have a better one

  2. DT Is A Disgusting PIG! said

    PART 2 OF MY ENCOUNTER WITH DT…

    THIS PAST WEEKEND WAS REALLY AN EYE-OPENING EXPERIENCE FOR ME. AFTER WATCHING DT URINATE ON HIS SCROTUM BECAUSE OF LACK OF PENILE-EXTENSION, I THEN CONSOLED HIM.

    HE TOLD ME ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEIR TOXITURBY RELATIONSHIP AND HOW SHE HAS WANTED OUT FOR MONTHS BECAUSE HIS UNBELIEVABLY SMALL PENIS SIZE. I TOLD HIM IT’S NOT THE SIZE BABY, BUT THE MOTION IN THE OCEAN….HE SMILED….I SMILED….I THEN TOLD HIM THAT WAS COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

    HE WANTED ME TO TURN AROUND AS I HAD ON A SHORT FLOWING SKIRT….I TURNED AROUND FOR THIS COMEDIAN AND THEN IN A SURPRISING ACT…I FELT NONE OTHER THAN HIS TONGUE HANDSHAKING MY ASSHOLE…..AND I SAID “ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO TOSS MY SALAD DT?!?!?!” HE ANSWERED NEAR MY EAR AND I LOOKED BACK AND SAW THAT HE WAS INSERTING HIS 2’INCH PENIS AT A RAPID PACE AND VELOCITY TO NO AVAIL. HE BEGAN TO CRY KNOWING THAT HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO PLEASE A WOMAN WITH THAT TYPE OF BABY DICK. MORE COMING UP…..

  3. sumarrain said

    Hell no, and even if I did both these guy would only have eyes for each other.

  4. Atlanta said

    I dont think that Allen Payne is gay. He been in the game for a long time too.

  5. DT is a Disgusting Pig…..

    Awww…. man. That was funny. But honey I know your from that small town of Willachoochie TX, that you got me confused with Padro. You know, that Guatemalan refugee you were fucking so you could buy gum for your 11th kid?…damn you must have forgotten.

    Because when you told me that you had an hour free from your molesting drunk Uncle Rufus, you told me that you didnt have room in your 200 sq ft Nike Cardboard box that you share with that African Family. I told you that I would install that water fountain in the living room, you know, so you and your 10 kids could finally have a place to wash your dishes.

    You told me that you couldnt have sex with me that night because you already had did 32 niggas in that town alone just so you could keep batteries in the flashlight…because we all know the flashlight is the only source of electricity.

    Damn, you need to get those stories straight. I know you are 35 and just graduated from the 7th grade last year, but even still you should use that appointment book you bought when you sold your babies formula for better kneepads….

    Oh one last thing, did you use your EBT card and the $1.34 that you got from sucking dick behind Wal-mart to pay on the layaway for the 6″ Black and White TV set? I was wondering because I told your mom the other night that if she would suck me off the right way, I was going to give her some rocks and The Aluminum foil to put on the rabbit ear Antenna’s?

  6. ALLISWELL5 said

    You ain’t lying MO, Jill Marie has some beautiful DSLs’…Dam!

    lol @ Clifton Powell…aka Pinky and Chauncey from Menace 2 Society….that nicca too cool!

  7. K-SMOOTH (LBC) said

    A straight C- minus list affair…NEXT

  8. MoneAlicia said

    I heart Malik. He can get it…I guess.

  9. Kanyade said

    TONI CHILDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. ucanb2 said

    Neither!

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