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What Kind Of Role Will It Take For BEYONCE To Win An Oscar???

Posted by Media Outrage on April 16, 2010

Beyonce is pace to earn over $400 million in the next 5 years but what will it take for her non-acting ass to win that coveted Oscar??  What kind of role do you think she’ll have to portray in order to make this dream happen? 

We know how deep our readers like to get, so have at it…

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48 Responses to “What Kind Of Role Will It Take For BEYONCE To Win An Oscar???”

  1. mAc said

    Her getting gang-raped by 5 white men in a flick about southern battered women.

  2. yoy50 said

    Nothing… this heiffa can’t speak let alone act. Why is she popular again? Oh yeah… the many cat shots over the internet. fuk BOUNCE!

  3. Teena Thomas said

    SHe will never in her life win a Oscar!!!!! She is a Great Entertainer… I can’t hate.. Bey drops those records… but can she act… HELL NO… Her voice isn’t even that great!!!

  4. Rod said

    There is no way she could win because she can not act first of all and second she can not even us dictation in her words when she speaks like some BAMA chick.

  5. C.Davis said

    I believe that one day she will recieve an oscar becaus she is determined. Every movie she makes is a step up from the last. I would love to see beyonce n a action flik, or a villain n a super hero movie….not sayin she’d b good at it lol but i wud like to c dat

    • Kanyade said

      How was OBSESSED a step UP from CADILLAC RECORDS?

      Riddle me THIS, will you?

      *severe side-eye*

      A lot of actors in Hollywood are ‘determined’, but not all of them WIN OSCARS.
      😐

      • Yeah I Said It said

        I was wondering does she ever change facial expressions in any of her movies? She has the same voice no change. Even in dream girls Jennifer Hudson took it from her.

        Girlfriend better stick to singing and showcasing weaves.

  6. 私は愛を午前 said

    An Auto-Biography…

    Nobody has can capture the losing-braincells-while-listening-to-them effect like her, only her can play a robotic girl with limited vocab who can only say how “honored” she was or how “amazing” it is to win an award. Only her can pussy pop, clit drop on stage and still claim to be a christian. Only her can play someone who doesn’t address rumors of dating someone but can confirm marrying that same person, only her can walk two chain away from her husband on street and have only been pictured about 7 times displaying PDA in over 7 years. Only her can marry a living breathing camel that disguises as a human being, only her can wear lacefronts non stop for decades with the same color. Only her can drive her little sister to shave her head for attention only to have her head look like a ‘dirty tennis ball’ in the end of the day. Only her can have a song (ave maria) written in 1859, centuries before she was born but in 2010 the year after our lord have her name listed as a songwriter.

    Only Beyonce can play Beyonce… problem is, she still might appear too dull even for her own character and end up NOT WINNING an Oscar, too bad, because that was her ONLY shot.

    • Kanyade said

      -Only her can play someone who doesn’t address rumors of dating someone but can confirm marrying that same person

      -Only her can marry a living breathing camel that disguises as a human being

      -Only her can drive her little sister to shave her head for attention only to have her head look like a ‘dirty tennis ball

      -Only her can have a song (ave maria) written in 1859, centuries before she was born but in 2010 the year after our lord have her name listed as a songwriter

      -Only Beyonce can play Beyonce

      I hate u.😆 😆 😆

      • 私は愛を午前 said

        Yade, you were my ‘motivation’ while typing it lol, i knew you would enjoy it *in my adam lambert voice* im here for YOUR entertainment*😆

        … and I ♥ You :p :d😆

      • BadBadKitty0727 said

        Is it “only her” or “only she?”
        Just sayin’…….

        Signed,
        The Grammar/Spelling Po-Leece 🙂

        P.S. It’ll take a long time for her to get her acting skills up-to-par to win an Oscar , but I don’t think it’s not a possibility. If Mo’Nique can win one, so can Bey.

    • Shannon G. said

      ROTFLMAO!!! Classic and true!

  7. ucanb2 said

    Good deal for another magazine cover…but the Oscar I am not sure about! But she is a great entertainer!

  8. shanelle joy said

    A DRUG ADDICT OR A PROSTITUTE!

  9. MissTX said

    She’d have to stop acting like she can act. Then when her time is over she’ll receive a posthumous one.

  10. Kingston said

    She acts like she is acting and I don’t feel any of her performances. If she keep going at this rate, she will never win an Oscar.

  11. Luel14 said

    Y’all know she has been nominated for an oscar right. Something that rEal actresses who have been in the game have never accomplished.

    • badrad said

      UMM…YOU know that she hasn’t..RIGHT? Now she was nominated for a Golden Globe for Dremagirls….but we all know that nomination was bought and paid for by extensive campaigning by the studio to get ppl to see that wretched excuse for a film! Even Jennifer Hudson sucked as far as I’m concerned…the only female who showed any depth, range, or emotion was Anika Noni Rose…and where was she on the list??? NOWHERE because she isn’t a celebrity of the same caliber and would’ve gotten NO ONE in the theater seats. *sips tea*

      • Shannon G. said

        You’re right about her being nominated for a Golden Globe and not the Oscar, BUT you are wrong about the J.Hudson part. J Hudson showed her ass in Dream girls!

  12. who's that lady sexy lady said

    AINT SH*T SHE CAN DO! CROSS THAT SH*T OFF THE LIST BEY! YOU DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES! STICK TO WHAT U KNOW BEING A “CLASSY” WHORE!🙂 BUT GOOD LUCK WITH THE EFFORT THO!

  13. Mone~Alicia said

    A role where she isn’t a singer and isn’t on the soundtrack. As soon as I began to accept her as an actress, the beat dropped and she was singing. It pissed me off!

  14. Random said

    A Mime.

  15. teelady said

    She is a great performer…let’s just leave it at that. Her acting skills are horrid (sorry Beyonce fans until the end looking ass people) but she’s horrible. Even when she’s speaking in interviews, her grammar is pretty good but it’s just something about the way she talks. As far as singing goes yeah okay but she need to let acting go it ain’t for everybody

  16. Mr. 13in said

    A role that doesn’t involve her acting.

  17. Beyonce_Stan said

    I think she will need a more complex script than the films that she’s already done. When you take a look at the kind of films that get nominated for Oscars, it’s usually not the ones that are most popular at the box-office. She does need to go hard with an acting coach. With hard work and dedication it is possilbe to improve. It will depend on what kind of scripts get sent her way. I would have never imagined Monique winning an Oscar. Only time will tell.

    • PsychNurse said

      Are you serious??!!!!!!!

      • Beyonce_Stan said

        Yes I’m serious. Did you ever think Monique would win an Oscar? Not myself and she never showed any real acting talent because of the kinds of comedies she was in. You give Beyonce a real script with an Oscar driven plot and she might be able to pull it off. It’s all about who Hollywood wants to win anyway because some of the films that get nominated for Oscar’s are TERRIBLE in my opinion so it’s really all about that panel and what they think. So yes, it’s possible.

  18. Jason Durant said

    IF the people around her can sit her down and point out her weaknesses then she can take that and definitely get better. She just has to come out of herself more because that’s what acting is really about…becoming someone else.

  19. Jason Durant said

    Wow all of that and I didn’t even answer the question.

    Well you can rule out comedy or action flicks as they rarely get nominated for Oscars. If she’s given the opportunity to portray a serious character with plenty of complexities then just maybe…

    Like why didn’t Denzel win the Oscar for his portrayal of Malcolm X? But won the award for being a dirty cop? You never know with Hollywood.

    • PsychNurse said

      Jason, Denzel won the Oscar because HE IS A PHENOMENAL ACTOR!! (Regardless of whatever motivation Hollywood had at the time…..) Beyonce will NEVER win an Oscar for she SIMPLY CANNOT ACT!!

  20. Aniyaqt said

    WTH do singers think they can act????? “NO” she can’t act and unless she or her dad buy one then she aint’ winning no damn Oscar period!!

    *** She aint’ noooooo Jennifer Hudson ****

  21. Kourtnei said

    – SHE JUS NEED 2 GO BEYOND THE SCALE & BREAK OUT OF HER PRIVATE SHY-LIKE SHELL..I AINT TALKIN BOUT LIKE, AS IN HER RELATIONSHIP WISE..BUT AS IN DOIN SOMETHING THAT’LL GETS PPL ATTENTION.& MAYB SOMEBODY TEL’N HER THAT ITS GOOD ENUF WHAT SHE’S DOIN.BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT CUZ SHE WANTS THAT OSCAR & SHE WANTS IT BAD. IT’LL COME WHEN IT COMES. IF IT DNT SHE’LL STILL B BEYONCE!. I MEAN HEY IDK WHAT ELSE 2 SAY.

  22. Verbalism7 said

    First things first, she needs to take some courses in acting.

  23. Verbalism7 said

    She has that same vacant look on her face in every photo she takes. She’s not camera ready either.

  24. currvalicious said

    When she’s able to purchase an Oscar then she’ll have her very own. Obviously that’s not happening. God has blessed Bey Bey in many areas, acting is definitely not one of them. As for now she needs to stick w/her God given talents.

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