Sheeeit! Glad It Was Her and Not Me!

Ryan Seacrest expressed his sadness upon hearing the news that Paula Abdul won’t be returning to “Idol” do to failed contract negotiations.

“About to go to sleep when I started seeing my blackberry blow up,” Seacrest tweeted. “I have read what u have read and I am shocked and saddened about Paula.”

Mediaoutrage–  He probably looked at his blackberry like “stupid trick, I told her to stop being greedy and just take the damn $10 million.  Oh well, more stacks for me!”