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Weezy’s on Syrup

Here’s what Weezy had to say about sipping on Syrup which is made up of promethazine and codeine.

“Do your history, do your research. It ain’t that easy — feels like death in your stomach when you stop doing that sh–. You gotta learn how to stop, you gotta go through detox. You gotta do all kinds of stuff. Like I said, I’m a selfish-ass n—a. I feel like everything I do is successful and productive. It’s gonna be hard to tell me I’m slipping. It’s hard to sit and tell a n—a ‘Stop.’ ‘F—, how can we tell this n—a to stop when every f—ing thing he do is successful? This n—a is making progress. He just went and talked to kids and that sh– was amazing.’ Feel me? So what am I doing wrong?

Let me do me. Everybody’s got their thing. Why focus on me? Don’t compare me to no one. Don’t compare me to no one who has passed, and why they passed. I can walk out this b—h right now and get hit by a bus. Don’t judge me. You wanna judge me, put on a black gown and get a gavel. Get in line with the rest of them that’s about to judge me. I got court dates every other month. It’s me against the world — that’s how I feel.”

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Rick Ross ft. Jay-Z ‘Maybach Music’

Maybach Music Rick Ross featuring Jay-Z. Let us know what you think.

Halle Berry’s launching perfume line

Halle Berry has inked a lucrative deal with Coty Inc. to develop fragrances and appear in the advertising.

Via WWD:

“Halle is an iconic actress and symbolizes beauty to many generations,” Steve Mormoris, senior vice president of global marketing for Coty Beauty, Coty Inc.’s mass division, told WWD.

“She adds another dimension to the celebrity fragrance market. Halle has always been a little more mysterious, not quite as open with her personal life as some other stars. Her fragrances will allow her to present another facet of her personality to her fans.”

The first Berry fragrance products are expected to launch globally in spring 2009, Mormoris said. They will launch in what Coty terms “midtier” department stores, such as J.C. Penney, and then will move into the mass market as well. “We’re committed to developing a project that will bring luxury to the mass market,” said Mormoris. “We want to bring vitality to that market, with projects that consumers find compelling.”

Generally, such celebrity deals include $3 million to $5 million up front, with a royalty of about 5 percent, according to industry sources. Mormoris declined to discuss the terms of Berry’s deal.

Aside from her good looks of course, Berry is no stranger to beauty. The actress has served as a Revlon spokesmodel since 1996, and her deal with Coty struck Revlon’s management by surprise Thursday morning. “I am not aware of it,” said Revlon’s president and chief executive officer, David Kennedy, referring to the Coty deal. “She is under contract with Revlon and she’s under contract with us for some time.”

He declined to comment on whether Berry’s contract with Revlon includes fragrance, but said, “We don’t expect she would breach her contract.”

Coty’s extensive celebrity portfolio also includes the scent brands of Jennifer Lopez, David and Victoria Beckham, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kimora Lee Simmons, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Kate Moss and Tim McGraw.

Mediaoutrage– That’s what’s up for Halle. As long as the fragrance smells good we’re sure it’ll fly off the shelves because she exemplifies beauty and class.

New Jay-Z ft Mary J. Blige: ‘You’re Welcome’

This is a new cut from Jay featuring Mary J. Let us know if you feeling it.

Peeped this at youheardthatnew

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Rihanna and Vivica Fox attend Swarovski party

Rihanna and Vivica Fox were both in attendance yesterday at the Swarovski party in Paris. They both looked nice in their extremely expensive dresses but Rihanna definitely shined all over Auntie Viv. RiRi was the picture of elegance.

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Barack Obama rejects Farrakhan’s support

We found this interesting video over at NecoleBitchie.

The power that is oprah

Oprah has done it again. What you ask? Well with her significant endorsement of spiritual self-help book “A New Earth” it has already sold a few million copies. From the time she first endorsed it 4 weeks ago it has been on top of Amazon.com’s list of best-sellers. “A New Earth” is the fastest-selling Oprah pick ever at Barnes and Noble Inc.It’s also a record shipment in a four-week span for any book by Penguin Group (USA), which has published such million sellers as Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love” and Ken Follett’s Winfrey-endorsed “The Pillars of the Earth.”

What can we say she’s just the bomb.

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Star Jones checks Bill O’Reilly’s racist remark

Star Jones recently spoke out against racist FoxNews commentator Bill O’Reilly because of remarks that he made about Michelle Obama.

What Bill O’Racist said……

Bill O’Reilly was talking to a caller on his show about comments that Michelle Obama recently made stating that “For the first time in my adult life, I’m really proud of my country.” The caller was angered by her comments. Bill O’Racist then proceeded to add his KKK spin to it.

“I don’t want to go on a Lynching party against Michelle Obama unless there’s evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the woman really feels. If that’s how she really feels- that is a bad country or flawed nation whatever- then that’s legit. We’ll track it down.”

Mediaoutrage- SMH at this guy he’s still gonna win MRMOYA. Most Racist Man Of The Year Award. He can just sit out the rest of the season because he’s winning by a landslide.

Star Jones response….

“I’m sick to death of people like Fox News host, Bill O’Reilly, and his ilk thinking that he can use a racial slur against a black woman who could be the next First Lady of the United States, give a half-assed apology and not be taken to task and called on his crap.

What the hell? If it’s ‘legit,’ you’re going to ‘track it down?’ And then what do you plan to do? How dare this white man with a microphone and the trust of the public think that in 2008, he can still put the words ‘lynch and party’ together in the same sentence with reference to a black woman; in this case, Michelle Obama? I don’t care how you ’spin it’ in the ‘no spin zone,’ that statement in and of itself is racist, unacceptable and inappropriate on every level.

O’Reilly claims his comments were taken out of context. Please don’t insult my intelligence while you’re insulting me. I’ve read the comments and heard them delivered in O’Reilly’s own voice; and there is no right context that exists. So, his insincere apology and “out-of-context” excuse is not going to cut it with me.

And just so we’re clear, this has nothing to do with the 2008 presidential election, me being a Democrat, him claiming to be Independent while talking Republican, the liberal media or a conservative point of view. To the contrary, this is about crossing a line in the sand that needs to be drawn based on history, dignity, taste and truth. Bill, I’m not sure of where you come from, but let me tell you what the phrase ‘lynching party’ conjures up to me, a black woman born in North Carolina . Those words depict the image of a group of white men who are angry with the state of the own lives getting together, drinking more than they need to drink, lamenting how some black person has moved forward (usually ahead of them in stature or dignity), and had the audacity to think that they are equal. These same men for years, instead of looking at what changes, should and could make in their own lives that might remove that bitterness born of perceived privilege, these white men take all of that resentment and anger and decide to get together and drag the closest black person near them to their death by hanging them from a tree — usually after violent beating, torturing and violating their human dignity. Check your history books, because you don’t need a masters or a law degree from Harvard to know that is what constitutes a ‘lynching party.’

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Will and Jada leaving restaurant in Beverly Hills

The always happy couple Will and Jada Smith were spotted leaving the Cut Steakhouse in Beverly Hills last night. Once again when both of you are making what these two are you would show teeth every chance you got also.